Laughter has a magical way of transcending barriers, bringing people together, and brightening even the dullest of days. These light-hearted and funniest knock-knock jokes have been entertaining friends and family for generations, sparking spontaneous bursts of giggles and grins. Hilarious knock-knock jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don’t work, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Hilarious Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I’ve seen you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can’t find my keys!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two 4s.
Two 4s who?
No need to make lunch we already 8!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Funniest Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
I Saturn my phone or I would’ve called first!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
