154+ Best Minecraft Pick Up Lines Ever

When you want to spark a conversation that’s as epic as your fortress, cute Minecraft pickup lines will not only make you laugh out loud but also help you break the ice with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of creativity, and a whole lot of smiles.

Whether you are a master builder or a Redstone genius, these witty, charming, and hilarious Minecraft lines will impress your crush and help you show your special one that you care about their interest.

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Cute Minecraft Pick Up Lines

Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you.

Are you an Enderman? Because I want to look into your eyes.

I don’t have a shovel but I still dig you.

You must be good at fishing because you have me hooked.

My face is up here! But my diamond sword is down here.

Hey, it’s pig here. You got a saddle? You can ride me for as long as you want.

Hello, pumpkin. It’s Enderman here and you know just how much I love you.

Wanna have some light? Take some to greet the monsters!

Oh, you gave me a bone. Are you a skeleton?

You must be made of Redstone, because you’re powering my heart.

Are you a Creeper? Because you make my heart explode every time I see you.

Are you a slimeball? Because you make my piston sticky.

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You must be a torch because you light up my world.

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

You must be from the end because you are out of this world!

Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.

Hey babe, let’s change your spawn location to my place.

Are you a chest? Because I’ve got a lot to put in you.

Am I lagging, or did your smile just make time stand still?

Redstone is red, Lazuli is blue, you’re as hot as the lava I fell into.

Are you a light source? Because you’re keeping all my monsters away!

Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I’m harder than obsidian.

Are you a good builder? Want to build a relationship?

You must be a health potion because when I’m with you my hearts are always full.

Are you a blaze? Because you’re on fire!

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I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock.

You must be a Minecraft update cause I’ve been waiting for you all this time.

Are you a superstar in the Minecraft world? I need your seed.

I think you might be a witch. Because I’m definitely under your spell.

You must be a Redstone torch. You activate my sticky piston.

Your smile is more amazing than a Minecraft sunset.

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What’s up (girl/boy). Can we go strip mining?

I’m like TNT… Touch me and I go boom.

What if we put our Minecraft beds next to each other?

You must be a fence because I can’t seem to get over you.

Could you let me into your nether? I promise to make you scream like a ghast.

Can you be my Minecraft chest? I got plenty of stuff to put in you.

You must be lava cause you are extremely hot.

You must be an Enderman, because you stole my heart.

If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!

Are you a hacker? Because you hacked my heart.

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You must be from the nether. Because you’re hot!

Don’t eat my cake! You’re sweet enough already.

I think you are a slimeball. Look how you make my piston sticky.

I’m gravel. Why? Cause I’m falling for you.

Could you be my lever? So you can always turn me on.

I think I’m sand because I’m falling for you.

Will you go on a date with me? Come over to my place, I will prepare a feast of roasted porks and golden apples.

Hey, honey block. Can I taste your sweetness?

I BEElieve we were meant to be.

You must be a totem of undying because when I’m next to you, I feel immortal.

Can I be your Enderman and take you away?

You are so breathtaking. You must be a diamond.

My pickaxe is ready for you. All you have to do is agree to be my diamond ore.

I will need a pickaxe to dig the diamond out of your eyes.

Are you from the mines? Because I found a gem.

I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire.

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Hey baby, are you a diamond because you are pretty special.

Come to my dirt house so we can do all the dirty things.

Can I be your horse? I want you to ride me.

I got a shovel. Can you be my block of dirt for me to dig?

Are you a pumpkin? Because Enderman loves you.

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You must be gravel. Because I’m falling for you!

You must be ice because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.

Let’s explore new territory together!

I know I’m not an Endermen but I just want to pick you up and take you away with me.

I always carry a bucket of water when I’m around you because you are so hot you might catch me on fire!

Let’s go back to my place, I will show you my biome.

Can I tame you and ride you forever?

My love for you is like the creeper. I will chase you down until I explode.

Call me your torch cause I’m about to light up your world.

Can we explore territories together? Possibly the nethers?

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I got a pickaxe. Could you be mine to craft?

I’m so lost in you. I might just need a JourneyMap

Hey, Glowstone. I’ve got some golden apples for you. Could you come over to my house?

Hi, pressure plate. You do turn me on!

I’d like to tame you. Think that is possible?

Did I just lag or it’s your charming smile’s doing?

Are you an auto-breeder? Because you trigger my love.

Want me to touch your fuel rod?

You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.

I get the “Getting Wood” achievement whenever I see you.

Are you a sapling? Because you make wood grow.

You are the hottest lava I keep falling into (and don’t mind doing it over again).

Hey, I’d like to strip-mine you.

Do you like love mode? Let’s switch to it and start breeding.

You know, you are my TNT. You always blow me away.

You are about to make my creeper explode!

I heard Herobrine lost his eyes looking for you.

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Hey, I’ve got some bone meal. Can I fertilize your wood?

I bet you got a creeper in your pants. Is it ferocious?

I need a bucket of water. You are truly hot.

Are you a tree farm? Because every time I see you I get wood.

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Are you a sticky piston? Because when I hold you I never want to let go.

When I saw you, my Sapling grew!

Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I’d hit that.

Hey babe, are you a furnace? Because I want to put my meat in you.

It looks like you are out of this world. So let me guess, are you from the Nether?

Why are you chasing me? Are you a creeper?

Irritating slimes? So, where are your slimeballs?

I’ll be your zombie and eat you out.

I’m waiting for too long, are you ice?

So thin… Like a skeleton.

Are you a TNT? I’m gonna explode!

It’s so hot here, are we in the Nether?

Do you need some crops? Sorry, no Minecraft bonemeal here.

I’m growing! Thank you, my bonemeal.

Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.

Wanna get dirty in a dirt house?

Are you diamond armor? Because I want to be in you.

You must be a pressure plate because you turn me on.

Why don’t you take off that armor and let’s see what your skin looks like?

Are you bone meal? Because you make my wood grow!

Every time I see you, my Sapling grows.

Could you be my furnace? I got some meat I wanna put in you.

Can I tell you something? I’m the best digger around. I got lots of gems and I don’t mind adding you as one of them.

Be my Minecraft wolf, and I’ll give you my bone.

Be my Enderman and take me away.

Oh, you look so sweet! Are you from the sugarcane?

How about breeding together?

It’s hard to find you. Are you a diamond ore?

Your heart is my favorite diamond.

Let me be your Enderman, and you’ll be my pumpkin.

My pickaxe is so happy! Are you a diamond ore?

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Hey, diamond armor, It sure must be lovely to be into you.

You are like diamond ores. My face lights up every time I see you.

My addition for you supersedes my love for Minecraft.

Every day you get hotter than my PC does after a few minutes of playing Minecraft.

Can we meet tonight? It will just be me, you, and Minecraft.

Let me be your sun, and you’ll be my zombie.

Wanna eat my cake, sweetie?

I know why Herobrine lost his eyes. He must be looking for you.

Do you want to enter the love mode with me?

Let me be your torch. I want to light up your world.

Want me to beat your wood for you?

Wanna explore the territory together?

I feel hacked by you!

You remind me of the dragon egg because you are unique.

If/when you come over tonight, I’ll introduce you to my Under Dragon.

Your beauty is as impeccable as a 512×512 texture pack.

Come over tonight. Golden apples and roasted pork are on the menu.

You must be a dragon egg because you really are one of a kind.

512×512 is a perfect texture pack. Perfect like you.

I need a JourneyMap because you make me lost.

I want to look at you as if I’m looking at the Enderman.

I’m falling for you, my gravel!

My world has lightened up! You are a true glowstone baby.

Like golden apples? Come over to my home.

Would you like to tame me?

Do you know what you have in common with a pressure plate? You turn me on!

Wanna change the spawn location? My house is the solution.

My diamonds are precious as you.

Wanna be my ore so that I’d dig you?

Be my chest; I have something to put in you.

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