It’s time to add some humor to memorable conversation starter! Hilarious pick-up lines will spark a flirty conversation. From cheesy to clever, funny pick-up lines will not only break the ice but also leave a lasting impression and win the hearts of your your special someone in no time. Funniest pick-up lines will surely make your crush laugh.
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Best Funny Pick Up Lines
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Have we met? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend [or boyfriend].
Excuse me, is your name chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea!
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
Knock-knock. Who’s there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
Is it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
I’m not so good at holding conversations… is it OK if I hold your hand instead?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
Would you like to see a picture of a beautiful person? OK… let me find a mirror.
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
Do you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
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I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Cupid called. He told me to tell you he needs my heart back.
Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?
Have I mentioned that I’m writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it’s missing your number.
Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so-da-licious!
I would’ve said “God bless you” after that sneeze, but it looks like he already has.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
What’s that amazing perfume you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I can’t get enough.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
I was blinded by your beauty… You’ll have to give me your name and number for insurance purposes.
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
Have you seen Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Hi, I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Mr. Right… Someone said you were looking for me?
To quote the poet Katy Perry, “You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream.”
I’m confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U.
Do you have any Neosporin? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Life without you is like a broken pencil… totally pointless.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
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Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
Sorry, can you help me? I think something’s wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
I don’t consider myself a hoarder but I really would like to keep you forever.
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we’re headed somewhere magical.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Have they already suspended your license for driving all these guys crazy?My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
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Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!
Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Aside from being drop dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we mer-made for each other.
If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.