46+ Stupid Pick Up Lines

We’ve all heard them, cringed at them, and probably laughed at them too – stupid pick up lines! Some are so ridiculous, but delightfully amusing and these dumb pick up lines never fail to entertain and make us laugh. Best stupid pick up lines are sure to make you chuckle.

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Dumb Pick Up Lines

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south.

Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for living?

Are you a banana? ‘Cause I find you apPEELing!

Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!

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I wish you were my toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yo-da one for me.

Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.

You’re attractive and I’m attractive. We should do the world a favor and go out on a date.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

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Are you a Sharpie? Cause you’re ultra fine.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you?

Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?

You are everything I never knew I always wanted.

Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.