We’ve all heard them, cringed at them, and probably laughed at them too – stupid pick up lines! Some are so ridiculous, but delightfully amusing and these dumb pick up lines never fail to entertain and make us laugh. Best stupid pick up lines are sure to make you chuckle.
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Dumbest Pick-up Lines
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’.
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
Cheesy Stupid Pick-up Lines
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart freeze.
You must be a light bulb because you brighten up my day.
Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!
Is your name Dunkin? Because I’m dough-nuts about you!
Stupid Pick-up Lines for Him
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Are you an astronaut? Because your smile is out of this world!
Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re ‘mm mm good’.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel ‘down under’.
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Is your name Walmart? Because I feel like I’ve found everything I’ve been looking for.
Stupid Pick-up Lines for Her
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, I’m under your spell.
Can I take you out? Because I can’t spell ‘menu’ without ‘u’.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
Are you from outer space? Because your beauty is out of this world.
You must be a magnet because I’m really attracted to you.
Funny Stupid Pick-up Lines
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
Are you Siri? Because you auto-complete me.
Dumb Cheesy Pick-up Lines
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everything else disappears.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I must be a light switch because you turn me on.
Can I follow you home? Cause I’d like to know where you live.
Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrfect.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.