81+ Best Christian Pick Up Lines: Unique, Clever & Funny

Are you ready to explore a unique blend of faith, humor, and a touch of charm? Best christian pick up lines will create playful moments that spark connections and make someone smile, all while keeping the spirit of kindness and respect alive. The most clever pick up lines will help you break the ice and spread joy with a touch of faith.

God gave us a sense of humor and the ability to be goofy. These cute Christian pick up lines can create charming conversations that are both lighthearted and spiritually enriching. Of course, hilariously funny Christian pickup lines will bring a smile, a roll of the eyes, a “that’s so cheesy!” expression. And also, you can go beyond small talk and open the door to meaningful connections. Get ready to make connections that are rooted in faith and filled with positivity!

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Unique Christian Pick Up Lines

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

You float my ark.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

I put the “stud” in bible study.

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

If we were around with Noah… then you + me = pair.

I’d part the Red Sea for you.

Me + You = Song of Songs: the remix.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

Hey girl, your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

Hey, I’m Will. God’s will.

It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

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Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Baby, you’re just like water … Except Jesus turned you into fine.

Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

You really are a fisher of men. And baby, you just reeled me in.

Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket?

I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain’t nothing parting you and I.

I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.

If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.

I mentioned you in my testimony.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Hilariously Funny Christian Pickup Lines

Your hair is like a flock of goats.

Can you touch me so I can tell my friends and family I was touched by an angel?

My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts people’s spirits.

I know you’ve already invited Jesus into your heart but do you have room for me too?

Are you a Pharisee because you are the fairest one I see!

Charm is deceptive and beauty is deceiving but that verse doesn’t apply to you.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you!

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.

The Bible says to ‘give a drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry’ – wanna have dinner?

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

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The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

Just call me Jonah because I’m going to show you a whale of a time!

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

When are you gonna invite me to church?

I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

The fact that I met you proves that God loves me!

Hey Girl! I’d love to get to know you biblically!

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

I’m not usually prophetic but I can totally see us together!

Am I on the road to Damascus? Because your beauty is blinding!

You make me want to be a better Christian.

Is your name Milk or Honey? Because you seem like something I was promised.

Is this seat saved? Because I am.

As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

Hey girl, the Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely… so I have been thinking about you all day.

The word says to ‘give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

I would say “God bless you” but it looks like he already has.

Don’t mind me, I’m just admiring how the good Lord has blessed you.

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

What did you give up for Lent? I hope it wasn’t me!

Your spiritual gift must be your looks because it is lifting my spirits!

Is your name Esther because you were chosen for such a time as this!

Is your name David because you are a man after my own heart!

Girl, you are like the yeast in my Communion bread!

You make me want to tithe more!

You are the kind of girl who’d make Paul rethink the single life!

Is your name Adam? Because you are the only man in the world to me!