108+ Funny Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

When you need funny conversation starters with good sense of humor, hilarious questions to ask your girlfriend will put a smile on her face.

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Funniest Questions to Ask Your Girlfriend

Why is your sense of humor always amazing? You make me laugh a lot.

Why should you be banned from taking selfies forever?

What common knowledge is actually very common but really isn’t?

Would you let me use your toothbrush?

If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

Is there a book you could read over and over again without ever growing tired of it?

Are you a dog person or a cat person?

What’s your favorite joke?

What is the silliest recent fashion trend?

What technology from science fiction do you wish existed?

funny questions to ask your girlfriend

What is the dumbest chorus from a recent song?

After you survive the apocalypse, what will your job be?

If I suddenly caught fire and you happened to be drinking a glass of water, would you throw the water on me?

What’s the funniest pick-up line anyone has ever used on you?

Would you rather have an annoying short-term memory or a dreadful long-term memory?

If you had one day left to live, what would you do first?

What has happened to you that made you a stronger person?

Where is one place you feel most like yourself?

What’s your favorite season?

What job would you be absolutely terrible at?

What would your perfect Saturday be like?

What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?

If I suddenly died, would you collect the dragon balls to bring me back to life?

What was the last thing I did that made you cringe really hard?

What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?

What do you like most about yourself?

What is your astrological sign?

What TV show are you binging right now?

Who do you think has had the biggest impact on the person you are today?

funniest questions to ask your girlfriend

How much would you pay a hacker threatening to release your browsing history to your friends and family?

If your life had a mascot, what would the mascot be?

What easy thing do you most often screw up?

What would be the worst ingredients to fill a burrito with?

If you could choose one celebrity to instantly become disappear from the spot light, which celebrity would you choose and why?

Do you think I’m goofy?

Have you ever done something so crazy and out-of-character that I wouldn’t believe it?

What’s your most ridiculous pet peeve?

If you had to smell like food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to smell like?

How do you decompress after a stressful day?

What was the last movie you saw in theaters?

What’s your favorite phrase?

Do you have any mantras you tell yourself in the morning?

If you had to replace your hands with something other than hands or claws, what would put at the ends of your arms?

What’s something that people think makes them look cool but actually has the opposite effect?

What futuristic thing do you wish your clothing or accessories could do?

If there was a perfume that was based on your natural scent, what would it be called?

What always sounds like a good idea but actually isn’t?

If it was acceptable to cannibalize your boyfriend, which of my body parts would you eat first?

What do you think people automatically assume about you when they look at you?

Have you broken any bones?

What’s something you couldn’t live without?

What decade do you feel like you most belong in?

What’s your favorite type of food?

Funny Questions To Ask Your Girlfriend To Make Her Laugh

If you could level up humans as a species, what stat or ability would you increase?

Which movie sequel do you wish you could erase from history?

If you suddenly found out that your internal monologue for the last week was actually audible, how screwed would you be?

What is the funniest doomsday device a super villain could threaten the world with?

If you could be on the cover of any magazine, why the wildlife magazine?

If a stranger gave you candy, would you accept it?

When’s the last time you acted immature to get what you wanted? Did you get what you wanted?

If you had the day off from work today, what would you do?

What was the last thing that made you laugh?

What’s one thing you would say that makes you distinctive from other people?

hilarious questions to ask your girlfriend

Who is the smartest person you’ve ever met?

Do you prefer crosswords or word searches?

What’s the silliest invention you have heard of?

What would your perfect vacation entail?

What is the most creative insult you can come up with?

Would you rather kiss me for 1 second or hug me for 1 minute?

If you were to choose the most amazing person in the world right now, why would you choose me?

Whenever you go to the movie theaters, do you take the left armrest or the right armrest? Or perhaps, do you hog both?

What is your biggest goal in life?

What are you the most passionate about?

What do you do when you feel low in motivation?

Do you have any favorite TED Talks?

Do you collect anything?

Do you like to cook?

Where did you learn your favorite hobby?

What do you wish people would stop asking you again and again?

Have you murdered anyone recently?

What’s the most hilarious thing that somebody has walked in on you doing?

What were you like as a kid?

What’s one thing you’re scared to ask a guy, but really want to?

Have you ever broken any laws? If yes, did you get caught?

What color pen do you prefer writing in?

If Hogwarts existed and your child received a letter, would you let them go?

Where do you stand in the pineapple on pizza debate?

What fake rumor would I actually believe about you?

When was the last time you laughed so hard that you cried?

If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?

Do I make your heart race when I walk into the room, or should I try harder?

What’s one show, movie, or book, you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy?

Which emojis do you use the most?

What’s the weirdest app you have on your phone?

Are you more of a romantic comedy or action-packed blockbuster type of person?

What childhood cartoon do you still like to watch?

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve said or done around someone you had a crush on?

What mildly annoying curse do you wish you could curse people with?

What’s your credit card number, and what are the numbers on the back?

If you had a knock-knock joke that would certainly knock at my heart’s door, what would it be?

Would you rather be fluent in all languages or be a master at every instrument?

Did you have a favorite fairy tale growing up?

If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?

If you worked at a circus, what job would you like to have?

Which song lyric speaks to you the most?

What’s the worst time period that you could possibly travel back to?

What television or movie character do you feel a close connection with?

If past lives existed, what do you think yours was?