Are you ready to laugh, break the ice and start a conversation? Unbearable cringe pick up lines will leave you shaking your head and rolling your eyes. Pick up lines can be very, very cringey that sometimes you cannot help but laugh. But what exactly makes these lines so u? Let’s take a deep dive into the world of cringe pick up lines and explore why they make us squirm so much.
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The Cringiest Pick-Up Lines Ever
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
You dropped something…my jaw.
Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Hey, you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me over here.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
Something must be wrong with my phone…it doesn’t have your number in it.
Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
Can I get a pic of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
Excuse me, is your name chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea!
Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.
Knock-knock. Who’s there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen! Boomer Words
Is it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Cringey Pick-up Lines That Will Make You LOL
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.
I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
Hey, baby. Want a raisin? Sorry, none left. Perhaps a date then?
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
I’m not so good at holding conversations… is it OK if I hold your hand instead?
My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?
Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.
You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe!
Would you like to see a picture of a beautiful person? OK… let me find a mirror.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
Do you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together.
OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?
I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.
I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
Cupid called. He told me to tell you he needs my heart back.
Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle.
Trust me, I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
Have I mentioned that I’m writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it’s missing your number.
I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
I would’ve said “God bless you” after that sneeze, but it looks like he already has.
Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, has clearly never stood next to you.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
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If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://
The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we mer-made for each other.
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
I’m gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn’t find you.
I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering. Are you free for the rest of your life?
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic? Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see!
How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?
Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat-up line.
Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither, but it broke the ice.
When I send your pic to my group chat, which one would you like me to use?
When your parents made you, they were really just showing off.
Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Are you a shower? Because I want to sit next to you and start crying uncontrollably.
If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have only one because you never left my mind.
Are you a mask? Because I never want to be seen without you in public.
Some Pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy. Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you.