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Best Science Pick-Up Lines
You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.
For some reason, my cardiovascular system becomes restless when you’re around.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Does your body produce energy by turning water into electricity?
Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because, baby, you are dynamite!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would freefall for you.
We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, if I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You must be a 90-degree angle because to me you look just right.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil, and we’ll light up the world together.
My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.
I know hundreds of pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You must be from the cosmos, because your body is heavenly.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we argon get together.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the ONe.
Just like osteoarthritis, you’re making me weak in the knees.
My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so cute.
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You are like an electron, and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
I’m not an astronomer, but I promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you look really CU-TE to me.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
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Clever Science Pick-Up Lines
Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you!
The roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Does your skin feel burned? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
You raise my dopamine levels.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You look sweeter than 3.14.
When I see you, I feel like I will reach my melting point.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Hey baby, I can feel the attraction between you and me, and it is more than our universal gravitation.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you on the periodic table? Because you are SODIUM fine.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
If you were an element, you’d be francium, because you’re the most attractive.
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You must be mitochondria, because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Even if I were a T-rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Your refractive index must be more than 2.42, because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.
You and I have such great chemistry together; let’s try to do some biology together too.
Just like the digits of Pi, my love for you has no end.
You must have been born in an open cluster, because you shine like a young star.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second. Mind if I join in?
If there were no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology, because they always go together!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total Ba-Be.
Are you a volcano? Because I love you so much!
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread your hotness everywhere!
You are positive and I am negative. We should get together and make a compound.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
A sedimentary rock has nothing on your amazing personality’s many layers.
Are you a scientist? Because I lab you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.
You must be my appendix because this feeling in me wants to just take you out.
Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
The blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I think of you.
I would love to go into outer space, so I can go and explore Uranus.
You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.
I think that you are hotter than sulfur hydroxide that is mixed with ethyl acetate.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Let’s just pretend we are tectonic plates and grind against one another.
Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
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Funny Science Pick-Up Lines
My dream is to travel to outer space so I can go and explore Uranus.
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
You absolutely rock my world.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You’re more special than relativity.
I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.
Whenever you’re nearby, I reach my melting point.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
I would love to dock my rocket at your space station.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration? Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.
Baby, you’re as sweet as 3.14!
Your smile is like an aquifer that holds endless warmth and refreshing.
You can unzip my files anytime.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna make some data?
Do you want to look at my telescope? You can Hubble it if you want.
You Auto-Complete me.
You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Don’t tell anyone but I just had a supernova in my heart.
We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.
Were you born in an open cluster? Because you shine like a young star!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you look just right!
I love how you are like sedimentary rock; you’ve got so many layers to your personality.
Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
You must be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Never mind the hundreds and thousands of digits of pi. All I really need to know are the digits of your phone number.
Wanna see my hard drive? I guarantee you that it isn’t 3.5 inches, nor is it floppy.
Are you up for some…fusion?
Every time I see you, I get a hardness of 10.
Hey baby, I was thinking about you and the earth shook.
Chemists do it on the table periodically.
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
I’ve finally discovered what’s causing global warming. You!
It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.
Are you a fossil? Because I really want to date you!
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