Do you need light-hearted flirting to break the ice with someone you’re interested in? If you’re looking to show your romantic side in a fun way, these cheesy pickup lines will show you have a great sense of humor. From cheesy jokes and creative puns to classic one-liners, funniest cheesy pickup lines will capture your crush’s attention and spark a flirty conversation. These lines are sure to make your special someone smile and get the conversation going in no time!
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Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me over here.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you have a band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
Cringey and Cheesy Pick-up Lines
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Your eyes are like IKEA. I always get lost in them.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away.
You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.
I’m not good at holding conversations. Can I hold your hand instead?
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
I’m writing a phone book. Can I get your number?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Are you wi-fi? Because I’m totally feeling a connection.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
Hilariously Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
I’m good at algebra. I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.
How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Are you an object with mass? Because I feel an attractive force around you.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I wish I was Adenine so I could get paired with U.
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!
I hate to see you go but I love to watch you walk away.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.
This may be cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
You’re so pretty that I forgot my pickup line.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life.
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart. You steal mine.
Just wondering…if you’re here, who’s running heaven?
Do you wanna grab a coffee? Because I like you a latte.
Let me tie your shoes. Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Have we met? You look exactly like my next partner.
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnnnnn-delion.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you a banana? Because I find you apeeling.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You dropped something… my jaw.
Forget Hydrogen. You’re my number 1 element.
Are you a compound of Barium and Beryllium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
