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A Cursed List of Worst Pickup Lines
Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.
Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you got my interest.
Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
You dropped something…my jaw.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!
Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Something must be wrong with my phone…it doesn’t have your number in it.
If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.
Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south.
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for living?
Can I get a pic of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Are you a banana? ‘Cause I find you apPEELing!
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yo-da one for me.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You’re attractive and I’m attractive. We should do the world a favor and go out on a date.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple
After handing the prospect a packet of sugar: ‘Excuse me, I believe you just dropped your name tag.’
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
On a scale of 1 to 10 you’re a 9… cause I’m the 1 you need.
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I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
You look like my first wife.
I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
Are you a Sharpie? Cause you’re ultra fine.
I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
Are you breakfast? Because you look like you’re about to be the most important meal of my day.
I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.
I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
You’re why cavemen chiseled on walls.
Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.
Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.
The only history I wanna create is a history of you and me.
I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!
