64+ Bad Pickup Lines to Make You Cringe: Absolute Worst

Get ready for a laugh with this collection of unbelievably bad pickup lines that somehow still exist in the world of dating! These bad pickup lines may take you on a hilarious journey while sparking a romantic connection. Time to roll your eyes, laugh out loud with the most jaw-dropping, cringe-worthy pickup lines.Or just consider this your ultimate guide to what not to say when trying to impress someone.

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Bad Pick Up Lines

You dropped something…my jaw.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south.

Hey, you owe me a drink! Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!

Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for living?

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Something must be wrong with my phone…it doesn’t have your number in it.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

Are you a banana? ‘Cause I find you apPEELing!

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.

You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

NASA called. They said you’re out of this world.

You must be so tired after running through my mind all day.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

Can I get a pic of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

When I text you good night later, what phone number should I use?

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back!

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My favorite word is menu… It has me n u.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!

I’m good at math; I can replace your X, and you wouldn’t need to find out Y.

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Excuse me. I think you dropped something. Nevermind, it’s just my jaw.

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

I know it’s shocking, but I’m awful at flirting. What do you say to trying to pick me up instead?

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

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Are you a neuron? Because you’ve got some action potential.

I would say God Bless You, but he CLEARLY already did.

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Want a raisin? Sorry, none left. Perhaps a date then?

You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?

My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.

Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.

I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle.

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Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

If you were a booger, I’d pick you.

I was blinded by your beauty… You’ll have to give me your name and number for insurance purposes.