Funny love jokes to tell your boyfriend/girlfriend or wife/husband can bring you closer in a romantic situation. Let bring some humor in your romantic life with laugh. These short love jokes or flirty knock-knock jokes can break the ice and melt the coolest of hearts. Hilarious, romantic jokes and one liners bring laughs and love.
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Funniest Love Jokes
Why should you never break up with a soccer player? Because he’s probably a keeper.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yes, it is February 14th.
What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
My new girlfriend works at the zoo. She’s a keeper!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do love you a lot.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
Why did the baseball player have trouble dating? He always had a hard time getting to first base.
Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.
You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life.
You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.
Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem”.
What happens when you fall in love with a chef? You get buttered up.
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
What did the astronaut’s girlfriend say to him when he proposed in outer-space? “I can’t breathe!”
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He says, “I forgot my wallet”.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Just went on a date with a welder. Man, were the sparks flying!
Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What do you call two cupids who fall in love? A match made in heaven.
You are like my dentures. I cannot smile without you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for loving me.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
Why should you avoid falling in love with a pastry chef? They’ll only dessert you.
Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.
How to get a farm girlfriend, like you? Ride a tractor.
Why do men like to fall in love at first sight? Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
What did the hopeless romantic baker say to his dough? I knead you!
Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
Why did a food-holic woman married a chef? So he can cook all her favorite dishes at home.
The funniest joke of all time is my love life.
How do tightrope walkers find romance? Online dating!
Love is so powerful that it can be hard to describe. Express affection with flirty messages and make your partner smile.
Relationship Jokes
We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
What happened when the candle went dating? It found the perfect match.
Falling in love is like going deep into a river. It is much easier to get in it than it is to get out of it.
What happened when two vampires went on their first date? It was love at first bite!
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Do you love me? There are 101 reasons why I love you, shall I describe?
Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.
I just saw two zombies on a date. And they say romance is dead.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!
Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
What does a ghost call his true love? His ghoul-friend.
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
I don’t know your name yet, but it must be Wi-Fi because I am feeling such a strong connection here.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.
There were two antennas who met on a roof, they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a strong connection.
Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? Poor fella fell in love with a pincushion.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.
The T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much” as he stretched out his arms as far as he could. His girlfriend said, “That’s not very much.”
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
If loving you is a crime, I’d be ready to serve a life sentence but the jail must be in your heart.
Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone? That feeling is actually all of your common sense leaving your body.
Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that you’re the love of my life?
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.
What do you call two ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy? Romance.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters… But if I take one of her dresses, she says, “we need to talk.”
We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.
I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the greatest.
I realized why they say “love is blind”, because you shine too bright.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together.
What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you watts and watts.
Love has no time limit or boundaries. Express your emotions through cute ways to say I love you and make your partner fall in love.
Hilarious Love Jokes
My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
If Shakespeare had made me Romeo, and you, my Juliet, I would have refused to die at the end of the script, I’d rather end it with you “Happily Ever After.”
Have you ever been fishing before? I only ask because I really think that we should hook up.
What did one pig say to the other? Don’t go bacon my heart!
Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.
Confucius says,‘Love one another.’ If it doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words.
What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!
Is your name WI-FI because I’m sensing a strong connection?
I used to date a girl that reported the weather. We’d have a stormy relationship.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl, who? Owl always love you!
Are we subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between the two of us?
If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
My prince is not coming on a white horse. He’s riding a van, and definitely lost.
I love you today more than I did yesterday. And that is because you really ticked me off yesterday.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
Definition of Honeymoon: a man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant. She started crying. Everyone thought I proposed to her so they started clapping.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew, who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Real astronomers are in our family. First, mother who showed the moon in childhood. Second, father who used to show the whole universe in one scolding. Third, wife who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Harry Harry Who? Harry up and kiss me already.
You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
More or less, every husband is like a movie; produced by mother and directed by wife!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno, who. Juno that you’re the love of my life?
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change!”
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank, who? Frank you for loving me.
My girlfriend left me because she couldn’t handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
When penguins find mates, they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? He’ll dessert you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore, who? Eyesore do love you a lot.
I’m pretending to be a hottie on Tindr so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over. Hoping he’ll clean the apartment.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Halibut. Halibut, who? Halibut a kiss for me?
I like Jesus. But, he loves me, so it’s awkward.
To make it easier to express your emotions and feelings of love to your partner, good morning message for my love will help you describe exactly how you are feeling with the most simple wording.
Funny Love Humor
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? I love. I love, who? I love you too!
My girlfriend say, “You act like a detective too much. I want split up.” I said, “Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.”
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
What did one raspberry say to the other? I love you berry much.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana, who? Iguana love you forever and always.
I told my boyfriend to text me when he got home. He must be homeless.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leena. Leena, who? Leena little closer so I can kiss you!
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But, I laugh more.
Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? It gave a ring.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you so, so much!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee! Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you!
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
I said, “I love you so much. I could never live without you.” My girlfriend giggled and asked, “Is that you talking or the beer?” I said, “It’s me talking to the beer.”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe, who? Canoe give me a big kiss?
My friends laughed at me when I said I had a hot date and said that she was imaginary. The joke is on them, though. They’re imaginary, too.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
What did one watermelon say to the other? You’re one in a melon!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange, who? Orange you going to kiss me instead of just standing there?
Love is telling someone to go to Hell but hoping they get there safely.
Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? I love you so much.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry, who? Harry up and kiss me!
Let’s emotionally damage each other and call it love.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke, who? Luke into my eyes and tell me that you love me.
Never laugh at your SO’s choices. You are one.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben, who? Been thinking about you all day.
What’s more romantic than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee, who? Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think that I am falling for you.
Feelings can be hard to express, goodnight my love can help you tell your beloved how much they really mean to you.
Love Jokes For Her To Make Her Smile
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
I love you more today than I did yesterday. But that’s because yesterday I was really mad at you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita, who? Anita kiss from you.
Love is like farting. If you have to force it, it’s going to end in a mess.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
I’m still clueless in deciding who the real copycat is, between you and the rainbow; you’re glowingly beautiful, dear.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana, who? Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to kiss me?
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
A successful marriage is based on give and take: It starts with money, gifts, dresses, and then goes with advices, lectures, and tensions!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin, who? Muffin in this world can keep us apart.
Some say love hurts. I say you’re probably just not using enough lube.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Husband and wife had a fight. Wife called mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to home. Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you at your home.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo, who? Aldo anything to make you happy.
Love’s a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cynthia. Cynthia, who? Cynthia you went away, I have been missing you so much.
Girl, text him again. He probably just forgot that he’s in love with you.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I’m Pauline in love with you more and more each day.
If I ever have a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow, who? Snow use, I just can’t stop thinking about you.
Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance. Long story short, my girlfriend said, “no.”
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Love is like having to pass gas. If you force, then you are going to make a mess.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you.
You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
Did I tell you that the girl I have been seeing works at the zoo? I think she’s a keeper.
My partner says I’m too skeptical. But, I don’t believe a word they say.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Why do night owls enjoy breakups? Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.
When it is hard to express your emotions through words, let most romantic letters of all time help you express your feelings to your partner and make them feel special.
Love Jokes For Him To Make Him Laugh
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.
The voice of love seemed to call me, and then I realized that it was a wrong number.
What did one boat say to the other? How about a little row-mance?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Keith. Keith, who? Keith me, my love!
I love you with all my butt. I’d say my heart, but my butt is bigger.
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you very much!
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem.”
If I have to choose between men and shoes, I will always choose shoes. They tend to last longer.
Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect.
Why did the square break up with the circle? She wasn’t edgy enough.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana love you forever and ever!
What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? I gotta crutch on you!
The brain is the most impressive organ in our whole body. From the day you are born, it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, right up until you fall in love.
You can’t buy love, but you can pay dearly for it.
You are like my dentures. I can’t smile without you.
Love is a form of amnesia where a girl forgets that there are about 1.2 billion other boys out there in the world.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
If I have to choose between men and shoes, I will choose shoes. They tend to last longer.
Why is everything I love either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?
I think you might be suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil? She finally found Mr. Right/Write.
You can fall from the sky, and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.
Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.
Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? He was losing interest.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.
Love is a lot like peeing in your pants. Only you can feel the warm sensation from such an experience.
When you are in love, it is the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
What is the difference between love and herpes? Love does not last forever.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that you’re the love of my life?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, Amish you too!
The woman was hungry for love and had no idea where her next male was coming from.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.
Romantic love is a mental illness, but it is a pleasurable one.
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got lost.
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pencil just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
There is a special place where a man can touch a woman that will make her go crazy. Her heart.
Love is so powerful and I love you text messages can help put how you feel into words and make your partner melt.
