Clever funny ways to say good morning help you add humor and wit to make early mornings extra fun and make their day brighter. Let’s start the day with a creative and hilarious greeting and spread some smiles and happiness together.
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Best Funny Ways to Say Good Morning
Can you hear the birds singing? Good! That means you’re awake.
Come on out of bed and surrender. We’ve got you surrounded!
From the depths of your slumber, I summon thee.
Good morning sunshine.
Give your day meaning by setting a goal. Then, work towards achieving that goal. Wishing you a very good morning!
Yesterday is miles away, and today is a new today. With new goals to meet, let’s rise and jump to our feet. Good Morning!
Wake up, Sunshine! It’s the start of a whole new day! The sun is shining and the birds are singing and, oh wait, that’s just the kids screaming for breakfast? Uh, I guess you should get up. Have a great day!
Top of the morning to you!
Good morning, sunshine! Now, can we go back to sleep?
Let the morning dewdrops that wash away the burdens of yesterday. May god sprinkle much of these on you today! Good morning!
Before we were married, I used to dream about waking up next to you. Now that we are married, I wake up next to you dreaming. Here’s to you having the best day ever.
Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts. Good morning!
Shh. If you tip toe, mornings can be the most peaceful and personal time of the day. The moment everyone wakes up, all is lost. So shh, enjoy it as long as you can!
It’s always a pleasure for me to wake you up early in the morning. Your grumpy face just looks so funny!
Growing old with you is my dream destination, Glorifying morning to my living world!
When I told you to dream big, I didn’t mean for you to sleep all day! Wake up and have a fantastic day!
Good day to you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!
Look at what the cat dragged in!
Remember when we used to get up and jog five miles before dawn? I don’t either. Hope you have a great start to your day.
Night is the perfect time to say something kind or meaningful to those we care about with good night wishes.
Unique Ways To Say Good Morning
My dear friend, I promise you that one of these days, you will become a morning person. I don’t think that will happen today, so just go back to sleep!
Good morning! You’ve got the whole day ahead of you and the possibilities are endless, like natural numbers, infinite space and your laundry. Have a super good day.
Oh, it’s you again!
Good morning to my favorite human in the entire world. Now, will you please let me eat my breakfast and drink my coffee in peace?
Wishing you the best for the day ahead.
Remember this sage advice — any day you wake up is automatically not the worst day of your life. With that in mind, hope you have the best day ever!
Good morning, baby boo! Now, can we please go back to sleep?
Mornings wouldn’t be such a struggle if they were in the afternoon. Hope you have a yawn wonderful day!
Stop snoring and wake up!
You know that moment when you wake up in the morning rejuvenated and full of energy? Yeah, me neither.
Good morning! It’s Monday. Thank goodness no one expects you to change the world on a Monday. You have all week for that!
How are you this fine morning?
Today is a good day to die.
I could totally be a morning person. Only if mornings happened at noon. Good morning!
The best and most wonderful thing about Tuesday morning is that it’s not Monday morning. Hope you have the best morning, no matter what day it is.
Hello there! Lovely to see you again!
A marvelous morning to you, my friend. You are someone who never quits, mainly because you never start. Have a very relaxing day!
Have you seen my reason for waking up in the morning? Oh, there you are!
Where’s the baby? There he/she is!
I like you. Even before you’ve had your morning coffee!
Who’s a good boy/girl? Come on, I’ll take you for a walk.
Choose one of thank you card messages to let them know how much they mean to you.
Creatively Different Ways To Say Good Morning
Wake up! If you lose an hour in the morning, you will spend all day looking for it.
You’re the reason why I don’t believe in Sleeping Beauty.
Isn’t it a beautiful day today?
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. Wake up, sleepyhead!
You look awfully familiar. Don’t I know you from yesterday?
Wake up and get your grind on. The coffee grind. Like a true hustler.
Your breath stinks! Get up and brush your teeth!
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. Have you gotten your fix yet? Good morning to you!
Alert, alert, the most wonderful human on earth is about to wake up!
As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
Wake up, sleepyhead! Rise and shine!
Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning. It’s not civilized.
Good Morning to someone who sets when the sun rises, and rises when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backwards, friend! Have a nice nap!
Have a fantastic day, weirdo!
Someday, you will be a morning person! But, not today. Go back to sleep!
If you don’t wake up soon, I’ll eat all the breakfast.
Good morning, sleepy head.
Your fun-sized gleam of sarcastic sunshine has arrived to wake you up.
This is not just another day. It is yet another chance to make your dreams come true. Get up and get started. Good morning!
What a pleasant morning we are having.
When they need most, funny get well soon messages will add smiles to their faces.