Whether it’s your own special day or you’re here to find the perfect birthday wish for a friend, family member, or colleague, hilarious birthday puns help you spread joy, love, and laughter. From funny one-liners to clever wordplay, best happy birthday puns will make whoever receives it laugh out loud or at least crack a smile and giggle.
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Funny Happy Birthday Puns
Go ahead, cake my day.
What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.
Yeti or not, it’s your birthday.
You feta have a…gouda birthday.
So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing.
Happy birthday. You’re one in a melon.
Have a grate birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.
Hey, shawty. It’s sherbert day.
You’re not old. You’re aged to perfection.
It is your birthday—you batter believe it!
Have some cake and ice cream to celebrate sherbert day!
You’re not old. You’re classic.
I can’t cake my eyes off of you.
Time to par-tea!
You make my life so fun-fetti.
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music.
Nothing holds a candle to you.
Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you.
You take the cake.
What did the dancer say to her classmate? Tappy birthday!
Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen.
Have an otterly awesome birthday.
Age is irrelephant, so enjoy your day.
Your birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.
Happy birthday, you take the cake.
People who make bad jokes on your birthday should be pun-ished.
Sending you s’more birthday wishes.
Have an egg-cellent birthday.
Clever Happy Birthday Puns
Loving you is a piece of cake.
Another birthday has crepe’d up on you.
Have a toad-ally awesome birthday.
It’s hard to make a good birthday joke for a chemist. All the good ones Argon.
Dim-sum body say it’s your birthday?
What did the aggressive birthday cake say? Do you want a piece of me?
The cat’s out of the bag. … It’s your birthday!
What did the French loaf say to her boyfriend? Never baguette my birthday.
Happy birthday to a paw-some buddy.
How do you wish a vegetable happy birthday? Lettuce celebrate!
Let’s taco ’bout your birthday.
How do you wish a rabbit a happy birthday? Hoppy birthday.
Oh ship, it’s your birthday.
How do you wish cheese happy birthday? Have a gouda day!
I always get emotional on my birthday. Even my cake is in tiers.
How do you wish a cow a happy birthday? I hope your birthday is legend-dairy.
Celebrating you is a piece of cake.
How do you wish a mushroom a happy birthday? Happy birthday to a real fungi!
I donut know what I would do without you. Happy birthday.
How do you wish a cat happy birthday? I hope your birthday is purrrfect.
I got you popcorn for your birthday because you’re poppin’.
How do you wish a snail a happy birthday? Let’s shell-ebrate.
Here’s to a soup-er birthday!
What do you say to hippies on their birthday? Hippy birthday.
So you’re spaghetting older.
Gamers don’t have birthdays. They level up.
I tried to offer a teddy bear some birthday cake, but he was already too stuffed.
Short Birthday Puns
Having ice cream on your birthday is gelato fun.
You’re pretty dino-mite. Happy birthday!
It’s Peter Pan’s birthday. I’m making him a pan-cake.
Why are you always warmest on your birthday? People won’t stop toasting you!
You’re old, but I do not carrot all.
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A cat-alogue!
Miso happy it’s your birthday.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!
Hippo-birthday to you!
What’s the worst part about birthdays? Too many can kill you!
It’s sherbet day.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
The one with your birthday.
Why do your relatives always remind you how old you are? Age is a relative thing!
Turning 21 … is nothing to wine about.
What do you get a hunter for his birthday? A birthday pheasant!
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
Sound the a-llama, it’s your birthday!
Why do genies love celebrating birthdays? Because of all the wishes!
You’re a koalaty friend. Happy birthday!
Cake today your day. Happy Birthday.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
Burn brightly on your birthday!
Let’s shell-ebrate.
You batter celebrate your birthday with cake.
Happy birthday, best tea.
Happy Birthday. May this year be butter than last year.
Hey shorty, it’s sherbert day.
Hilarious Birthday Puns
On your birthday, I hope you have a gouda day.
Have a bear-y good birthday.
On your birthday, it’s important to stay in the present, and take one year at a time.
Happy birthday. We really must ketchup soon.
I hope you are feline pawsome on your birthday.
I hope you have a purr-fect birthday.
There will be no punny business on your birthday.
Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday.
Ava a birthday wish for you.
Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet!
I mustache you if it’s your birthday.
Another birthday? No prob-llama!
Bird day greetings are the best.
Your birthday is kind of a big dill.
Hopping you have the best birthday yet.
Let’s make like raccoons and get trashed.
Ivana wish you a happy birthday.
Happy beer-thday, bud.
Zeus see, I wanted to wish you an epic birthday.
Get ready to pod-y.
Gus who is wishing you a fabulous birthday.
Yoda best, birthday girl.
It’s about to get lit on your birthday!
The warmest birthday wishes are the ones that toast you, best-tea.
Happy bae-day.
Getting older is ruff. Have a pawsome birthday.
Alpaca a bottle of wine to celebrate your birthday!
Have a koala-ty birthday my friend. You are beary special to me.
