With a little humor, you can gives a whole new meaning to your relationship. Funniest love quotes will bring you closer to each other with a laugh.
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Best Funny Love Quotes
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz
“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” – Melanie Clark
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
“The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.”
“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
“Love is an electric blanket with someone else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” – Mae West
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” – François de La Rochefoucauld
“I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a billionaire?” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
“The most important thing in a relationship is to know when to shut up.” – Gena Rowlands
“Love is a lot like a backache—it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valéry
“I love you so much, I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, but maybe a Care Bear?”
“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde
Funny Love Quotes from TV and Movies
“You complete me… and then you annoy me.” – Jerry Maguire
“I think I’d miss you even if we never met.” – The Wedding Date
“You make me want to be a better man.” – As Good as It Gets
“I love you. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it. You’re going to get back on that horse, and I’m going to be right behind you holding on tight, and away we’re going to go, go, go!” – On Golden Pond
“I like you very much. Just as you are.” – Bridget Jones’s Diary
“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond. Only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” – Knocked Up
“You’re the best thing I never knew I needed.” – The Princess and the Frog
“To me, you are perfect.” – Love Actually
“I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” – Scrubs
“You’re my lobster.” – Friends
“Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly driving me insane.” – Friends
“Marriage is about finding someone to share your weirdness with.” – Modern Family
“You’re my person.” – Grey’s Anatomy
“I don’t want to marry someone I can live with. I want to marry someone I can’t live without.” – Runaway Bride
“You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.” – La La Land
“We finish each other’s… sandwiches.” – Frozen
“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
“You make me want to be a better man.” – As Good as It Gets
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” – The Notebook
“We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.” – Dr. Seuss
Funny Love Quotes from Songs
“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.” – Jimmy Soul
“I wanna be the reason you smile every day… or the reason you drink. Whatever works.”
“You’re the cream in my coffee, the salt in my stew.” – Ruth Etting
“I’d catch a grenade for you… but can we talk about why you’re throwing grenades at me in the first place?” – Bruno Mars
“Love is all you need… and maybe some chocolate.” – The Beatles
“You’re my end and my beginning, even when I lose I’m winning.” – John Legend
“You make my heart sing… and my wallet cry.” – Paraphrased Song Lyric
“I’m stuck on you like glue, but don’t worry, it’s not weird or anything.”
“I will always love you… except when you finish the snacks without telling me.”
“Baby, you’re a firework, but sometimes you’re just a sparkler.” – Katy Perry (Paraphrased)
Funny Love Quotes from Literature
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia.” – H.L. Mencken
“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry
“It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.” – Lawrence Durrell
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
“Love is like a booger. You pick at it, and it gets stuck. Then, you realize it’s not what you wanted after all.”
“The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.” – Israel Zangwill
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
“The course of true love never did run smooth… but it sure made for a great story.” – William Shakespeare
“Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.” – Zora Neale Hurston
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
Random Funny Love Quotes
“Love is sharing your password with someone.”
“You know you’re in love when your dog loves them too.”
“Falling in love is easy; staying in love is like driving uphill on a roller skate.”
“Love is like pi—natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman
“If you love them, let them go. If they come back, ask them where they’ve been.”
“My love for you is like a bad habit. I just can’t quit you.”
“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.” – Mignon McLaughlin
“True love is singing karaoke together, and not caring how bad you sound.”
“I love you more than coffee… almost.”
“The brain is the most outstanding organ—it works 24/7, 365 days a year, from birth until you fall in love.”
“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.”
“Love is like a battlefield, except there’s more Netflix and snacks involved.”
“I’m yours, no refunds.”
“Behind every angry woman stands a man who has no idea what he did wrong.”
“I’m so in love with you, it’s kinda gross.”
“Love means never having to share your fries… just kidding, I’ll take one.”
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni, even if you sometimes stink like blue cheese.”
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”
“I love you even though you always steal the blanket.”
“The secret to a happy relationship: lots of forgiveness and even more snacks.”
“Love is like a Rubik’s Cube. There are endless wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it’s perfect.”
“I thought I was normal until I met you.”
“Relationships are just two people constantly asking what to eat, until one of them dies.”
“Love is spending the rest of your life annoying one special person.”
“You make me smile like an idiot… but I’m okay with that.”
“The best love is the kind that makes you want to sit in your pajamas and watch Netflix forever.”
“I’d agree to share fries with you. That’s how much I love you.”
“I’d walk through fire for you. Well, maybe not fire… but definitely a hot sidewalk.”
“Love is being stupid together—and knowing it.”
“You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep.”
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, but let’s be real, I’m the jelly.”
“Every day I love you more, and yesterday I loved you as much as I could stand.”
“We’re not perfect, but we’re perfect for each other’s chaos.”
“Love is when you let them have the last slice of pizza… sometimes.”
“You’re the reason I check my phone 300 times a day.”
“You’re my favorite distraction.”
“I love you even though you always eat the fries I said I didn’t want.”
“Being with you is like eating a cupcake—it’s sweet, messy, and worth every bite.”
“Our love is proof that two weirdos can find each other in a world full of norms.”
“I love you more than my first cup of coffee. But don’t ask me to prove that before 9 a.m.”