These funny love quotes for him will add fun to your relationship with humor and make him smile. Let hilarious love quotes for him capture the special feeling of falling in love, and laugh at all the crazy emotions you feel.
These fabulously funny love quotes about marriage and relationships will make your partner chuckle and celebrate the unique bond you share. From charming quips to witty one-liners, these funniest love quotes for him will cheer up the love of your life and add a touch of humor to your romantic journey.
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Funniest Love Quotes For Him
Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
I love you like a nerd loves his bow tie.
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me. Al E. Gater
Besides my cup of coffee, you’re my favorite.
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot. Brighton Early
The way you look at me is similar to the way I look at a chocolate cake. I love it!
You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!
I love you like scotch loves rocks.
Mornings were made for sleeping, bacon, beer, and chocolate. Ima Hogg
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie
You’re basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten.
Loving you makes me hot like sriracha on ghost peppers!
Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat. Jack Pott
True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. Mindy Kaling
Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
I love you like a quarterback loves a pump fake.
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Iona Mink
Oh, no! I like you more than I planned to.
Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message!
Falling in love with you sure beats the other falls I had today!
I love you even when I’m really, really hungry. Holly Wood
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
You’re the obi wan for me.
You’re basically the cutest thing I’ve ever loved, after my kitten.
I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others. Dinah Mite
My dopamine levels go crazy when I’m with you.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
What’s more adorable than a baby panda snuggling a baby chick? Our love.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. Frank N. Stein
There’s nothing wrong in admitting that I make your life so much better.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
If our love were a triangle, it’d be a-cute one!
Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. Earl E. Bird
Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
Want to brighten his day? Impress him with good morning quotes for him.
Funny Love Quotes For Him From The Heart
If you checked with your doctor, I bet he’d say you’ve got a bad case of being loveable.
I love you. Even though you’re a jerk sometimes. Shirley U. Care
I know why you’re so tired. You have vitamin ‘Me’ deficiency.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
You’re adorable because I’m able to adore you.
I promise to always cop a feel when you’re trying to get ready in the morning. Upton O. Goode
The reason why you’re so adorable is ’coz I constantly adore you.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Money can’t buy me happiness, but loving you can!
I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry. Gladys Canby
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Together with you is my favorite place to be.
Your hugs trap me like a fly in a window.
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat. Gilda Lily
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. Cindy Garner
Let’s be weird and wonderful together.
Love makes people do silly things. For instance, it made me send you this message!
I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it. Gerry Attrick
It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.
I am yours. No refunds. Anita Bath
You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life.
You’ve got everything I’ll ever need: strong arms, a loving heart, and a freezer full of ice cream!
I love you from my head tomatoes. Bea O’ Problem
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
I used to be addicted to coffee, now I’m addicted to you!
Who wears the pants in our relationship?’ We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants. Felix Cited
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
Thank goodness my heart has four parts, otherwise I don’t know where I’d keep all my love for you!
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Joe King
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger. Emma Nate
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. Ralphie May
You have the key to my heart, please don’t make any copies!
My heart skips a beat when I see others in love, but it gallops when I think of you.
I wore my heart on my sleeve, so you took it; you can keep the heart, but can I have my sleeve back?
Thanks for always seeing that the fullness of my heart far outweighs the fullness of my bra.
If you turn a heart upside-down, it looks like conjoined twin raindrops; that’s how I feel when I’m with you.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even. Mand Lynne
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside – Made in Taiwan. Leopold Fetchner
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason
Make him smile with very short love quotes for him that perfectly capture the essence of your bond.
Short Funny Love Quotes for Him
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. David Sedaris
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck
Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz
Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass. English Proverb
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. Judith Viorst
I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. Chico Marx
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. Spanish Proverb
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. Ring Lardner
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else. Jean Kerr
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. Phyllis Schlafly
You’re basically the cutest thing I’ve ever loved, after my kitten.
What’s more adorable than a baby panda snuggling a baby chick? Our love.
According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
If our love were a triangle, it’d be a-cute one!
If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
If you checked with your doctor, I bet he’d say you’ve got a bad case of being loveable.
Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
You’re adorable because I’m able to adore you.
My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’
Money can’t buy me happiness, but loving you can!
It is not love that makes a relationship complicated; it’s the people in it who do.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. Thomas Dewar
You’re so cute Gerber called, they want you as their next spokesperson!
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. George Burns
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. Elizabeth Evans
You’ve got everything I’ll ever need: strong arms, a loving heart, and a freezer full of ice cream!
The four most important words in any marriage. I’ll do the dishes.
I used to be addicted to coffee, now I’m addicted to you!
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz
Thank goodness my heart has four parts, otherwise I don’t know where I’d keep all my love for you!
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. Fulton J. Sheen
You have the key to my heart, please don’t make any copies!
If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love. Miles Davis
These boyfriend quotes will capture the moments that make your relationship one-of-a-kind.
Hilarious Love Quotes for Him
My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.
Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.
I want to be the reason when you look down on your phone, you’ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.
If you turn a heart upside-down, it looks like conjoined twin raindrops; that’s how I feel when I’m with you.
During my days, the teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.
Your snoring kept waking me up last night; thankfully, my love for you helped me back to sleep.
Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.
Your love wakes me up like a toddler with espresso.
Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.
I love you so much I thought you were a dream, but I woke up and you were still here. So, I thought you were one of those dreams where I wake up in the dream and think it’s real life!
Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.
I love being with you so much I don’t want to say goodnight, so I won’t!
Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.
I love waking up to your face. The morning breath, not so much, but your face is great!
You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.
Every day should start with you, and coffee, but definitely you too!
Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.
I love you a lottle, its like a little but a lot.
I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.
His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird face.
I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.
What is love? It is the morning and the evening star. Sinclair Lewis
Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
I can talk to hundreds of people in one day but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute.
Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms. J. P. Senn
Your heart and my heart are very, very old friends. Hafez
My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler
He’s annoying he’s hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he’s out of his mind but he’s everything I want.
When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. Richard Lewis
We love the things we love for what they are. Robert Frost
These appreciation quotes for him will create memories, and strengthen the unique connection you share.
