187+ Funny Good Night Quotes, Messages and Wishes

Are you looking for a way to end the day with a smile before you drift off to sleep, look no further! We’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest and most sweet good night quotes and messages to make your night just a little bit brighter and a lot more fun.

Whether you’re winding down after a long day, or saying goodnight to a special someone, a few light-hearted words can make all the difference. Read on for a good laugh and some end-of-day inspiration!

Say goodbye to the day with a laugh with these funny goodnight wishes and messages. Whether you’re saying goodnight to your best friend, partner, or simply looking for a chuckle, these humorous goodnight jokes and hilarious good night texts will make them laugh out louder.

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Funny Good Night Messages For Your Spouse

I hope your dreams are filled with laughter and not creepy clowns. Good night!

Sleep well and dream of your favorite person… me!

Sleep tight, my love. Don’t let the bedbugs bite…unless they’re offering a back massage.

Hoping you savor a night without my snoring. Sleep well!

As you drift off to sleep, may your snoring create a gentle symphony of peace. Good night, my sweet cacophonous love.

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!

Wishing you a night filled with dreams of unicorns and chocolate-covered rainbows. Sleep tight, my magical partner.

Good night and sleep well! I hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!

Let’s hope you have better luck finding your keys in your dreams than in real life. Good night, my forgetful one.

May your sleep be peaceful and your snoring be kept to a minimum.

May your dreams be as absurd and entertaining as our conversations. Sleep well, my love.

The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.

I hope your dreams transport you to a world where you can eat all the ice cream without gaining a pound. Good night, my sugar-loving partner.

Good night! Please don’t show up in my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight.

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Sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs tickle your toes. Unless, of course, you like that kind of thing.

I hope you have dreams about us having a pillow fight, but don’t expect me to go easy on you. Good night, my playful companion.

Don’t forget to brush your teeth! And floss! Okay, that’s it—good night.

May your dreams make you smile so much that you drool on your pillow. Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up. Good night, my drooly love.

Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.

Wishing you a night of dreams so ridiculous that you wake up wondering if we slipped something in your drink. Sleep tight, my partner in mischief.

Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!

I hope your dreams are filled with dancing cats and singing toilet paper. Good night, my whimsical love.

Hoping your dreams aren’t too weird tonight!

As you drift off to sleep, may your dreams be as wild and crazy as our love. Sleep well, my fearless partner.

May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!

Wishing you a night of dreams that have more cheese than a pizza. Sleep tight, my cheesy love.

I hope your dreams are filled with adventures that make Indiana Jones jealous. Good night, my daring partner.

There is no doubt that morning wishes from you will make their whole day.

Funny Good Night Messages For Family

I hope these funny good night messages bring a smile to your face. Sweet dreams, fam!

Sleep tight and don’t forget to set your alarm so you can hit snooze ten times in the morning.

Good night, fam! Remember, I’m just a phone call away if you need me…but don’t call me, I’m sleeping.

Sleep like a bear in hibernation!

Wishing my crazy family a good night’s sleep. May your dreams be as weird and wonderful as you all are!

As you drift off to dreamland, may you have dreams about winning the lottery and sharing it with your favorite cousin. Good night, fam!

Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!

Good night, fam! May your dreams be filled with laughter, love, and an endless supply of pizza.

Dear family, it’s time to hit the hay. Remember, sleep is for the weak…but also for the well-rested. Sweet dreams!

Wishing my crazy crew a night filled with hilarity. Snoring is optional, but laughter is mandatory. Sleep tight!

Good night, fam! May all your dreams be as sweet as a donut and as entertaining as a viral cat video.

Text me if you have a nightmare, I will send my special angels to take care of you.

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Time to recharge those family batteries! Wishing you a night of deep sleep and wild dreams. Good night!

As the moonlight drifts in, let’s all tuck ourselves in and get ready for some epic dream adventures. Sweet dreams, fam!

Good night, fam! May your dreams be filled with unicorns, rainbows, and a limitless supply of chocolate.

Good night. Do not feel lonely while going to sleep tonight. You have the boogeyman under your bed keeping you company.

Time for the family to power down and get some much-needed shut-eye. Let’s meet in dreamland for the ultimate family reunion. Good night!

If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!

Wishing my amazing family a night of sweet dreams and ridiculous sleep-talking. Don’t worry, we won’t judge…too much. Sleep tight!

Let the monsters under the bed know we’re going to have a stern talking to if they keep you up.

Good night, fam! May your dreams be as hilarious as our family gatherings and as entertaining as your embarrassing childhood stories.

Have a good night. Be wary of bed bugs hiding beneath your bed.

Time to hit the snooze button and drift off to dreamland. Wishing my family a night filled with silly dreams and pillow fights. Sleep tight!

Let’s inspire your precious ones by wishing have an amazing day.

Funny Good Night Messages For Long Distance

I hope they remind you of how much I love you.

Good night, love. If you have a nightmare, don’t call me. I need my beauty sleep!

As we bid farewell to the old day, may the new day bring you happiness.

I think we really ought to move in together at this point. Texting “good night” isn’t cutting it.

May this new day bring you peace in your heart.

Good night! May your dreams be as weird and wonderful as you are.

Wishing you sweet dreams tonight, even sweeter than the distance between us.

Missing you my starfish. Yes, you totally take up the whole bed and I love it.

Counting down the days until we can be together again, but for now, have a hilarious dream!

Psst: time to close your eyes!

Wish you were here to share this pillow fight with me. Good night, my firecracker!

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Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!

No matter where we are, you always light up my dreams. Sleep tight, my love.

Sleep well and dream of me…or pizza. Whichever you prefer.

Distance couldn’t dim the sparkles in my heart. Have a laugh-filled night, my love.

Good night my darling, if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.

My dreams are bursting with laughter, just like our relationship. Have a good night, my comedian.

The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?

No matter how far apart we are, know that I’m always sending you funny dreams. Sleep well, my love.

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight. Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!

Laughter knows no boundaries. May your dreams be filled with hilarious moments, my dear.

The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is by dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!

Even from afar, I’ll be the whisper of silly jokes in your dreams. Good night, my laughter partner.

Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.

Distance may separate us physically, but laughter keeps us connected. Have a chuckle-filled night, my love.

Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!

Wishing you a night to laugh, dream, and know how much you mean to me. Sleep tight, my funny bone.

Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear. 

May your dreams be filled with unicorns, rainbows, and laughter. Good night, my silly sweetheart.

The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams!

Let them know how much they mean to you by saying enjoy your weekend.

Funny Good Night Messages For Friends

I hope your dreams tonight are filled with laughter and joy. Good night, my hilarious friend!

Sleep well, my friend. Don’t let the bed bugs bite, but if they do, you better bite back.

Wishing you a night filled with hilarious dreams and a morning filled with laughter. Sleep well!

Sleep well and dream of a world where Monday mornings don’t exist.

May your dreams tonight be as funny as your jokes, my dear friend. Good night and sweet dreams!

Good night, sleep well, and remember that tomorrow is another day to procrastinate.

As you drift off to sleep, I hope your dreams are filled with laughter and funny memories. Good night, buddy!

Wishing you a good night’s sleep… or at least a few hours of pretending to sleep until you finally pass out.

May the sandman sprinkle you with funny dreams and bring a smile to your face as you rest. Good night, my friend!

Before you catch those zzz’s, I just wanted to remind you that I’m thankful for your humor. Sleep well and dream funny!

I hope you dream of crying monkeys and talking babies…oh wait.

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Wishing you a night full of hilarious dreams that leave you giggling in your sleep. Good night, my funny friend!

I’m afraid to sleep alone, buddy. Could you sing a lullaby for me? I’m sure your singing will scare all the ghosts away from my house.

As you snuggle up in bed, may the angels fill your mind with funny and delightful dreams. Good night, pal!

Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!

May your dreams tonight be funnier than the best stand-up comedy show. Sleep tight, my hilarious friend!

Before you hit the sack, here’s a funny thought to accompany your dreams: laughter is the best bedtime story. Good night!

Wishing you dreams filled with unicorns and rainbows. Good night, my hilarious friend!

Wishing you a night filled with funny dreams that make your pillow shake with laughter. Sleep well, my friend!

May your dreams tonight be filled with hilarious scenarios and punchlines that leave you bursting with laughter. Good night!

May your dreams be as funny as your jokes. Sleep tight, buddy!

As you drift off to sleep, may your dreams be filled with funny moments that bring a smile to your face. Good night, buddy!

Wishing you a night of restful sleep and dreams so funny that you wake up laughing. Good night, my funny friend!

Sending you a pillow filled with laughter and a blanket of humor. Good night, my friend!

May the comedy gods bless your dreams tonight with the funniest scenarios and punchlines. Sleep tight and dream funny!

Wishing have a great Wednesday can add smiles to their faces.

Funny Good Night Messages About Relationships

I hope they remind you of how lucky we are to have each other.

As we say goodnight, remember that love is the best pillow.

Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!

May our dreams tonight be filled with laughter and love.

Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!

Wishing you a night filled with sweet dreams and laughter, just like our relationship.

Let’s sleep tight and have dreams as crazy as our love.

My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!

As we close our eyes, let’s remember all the silly moments that make our relationship special.

Only thing that is more important to me is my sleep, so I am going to bed. Good night.

Even on the darkest nights, I find comfort in knowing that I have you by my side.

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Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!

May our love shine bright like the stars as we drift off to sleep.

Goodnight to the one who makes my heart skip a beat and my cheeks sore from laughing.

Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!

Here’s to falling asleep with a smile on our faces and hearts full of love.

I blame you for my difficulty sleeping. Your thoughts don’t let me sleep at night.

As we say goodnight, let’s remember that happiness is being wrapped in each other’s arms.

How are you supposed to visit me in my dreamland if you don’t sleep? I’ll have to meet you there. So go to bed. Now. Good night.

Wishing you dreams as beautiful as our love.

I love you very much, but that doesn’t mean I will stay up all night just to talk to you. I need to sleep.

May our dreams tonight be filled with silly jokes and happy memories.

What’s the point of sleeping and dreaming if you’re not going to see me in your dreams?

As we close our eyes, let’s drift off to sleep knowing that our love is stronger than ever.

Sleep tight without worry, my love. I will protect you from the ghosts under your bed.

Wishing you a night filled with endless cuddles and the sweetest dreams.

Funny Good Night Messages About Work

Wishing you a “work-free” night filled with dreams of success and a morning bursting with motivation!

Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!

May your dreams tonight be as hilarious as your work stories tomorrow! Sleep tight!

As you lay down to sleep, may your dreams be filled with laughter and funny office pranks! Good night!

Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!

Sending you some comic relief before bedtime – sleep tight and wake up ready to conquer the workday!

Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!

May your dreams tonight be filled with joyful office shenanigans and hilarious coworker antics! Good night!

Wishing you a night spent dreaming of funny work memes and waking up with a smile on your face! Sleep well!

I hope your dreams tonight involve winning every office prank war and being crowned the funniest colleague! Good night!

You are my best friend but I’m not going to stay up listening to you rant about your insomnia.

Here’s a little joke to end your work-filled day – Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Sleep tight!

May your dreams tonight be filled with hilarious encounters with your boss and coworkers. Sleep well and wake up refreshed!

It’s time to do your favorite thing in the world, mate. It’s time to go to bed and sleep.

Wishing you a night of restful sleep and dreams that involve surprising your colleagues with jokes that actually make them laugh!

As you drift off to sleep, may your dreams transport you to a world where meetings are filled with laughter and work is a hilarious adventure!

Sending you a funny goodnight message because the only thing better than ending your workday is ending it with a laugh! Sleep well!

As you bid adieu to another day of work, may your dreams be filled with hilarious office pranks, funny emails, and never-ending laughter! Good night!

Sending you a goodnight message to remind you that even though work can be exhausting, laughter is the best medicine! Sleep tight!

May the dreams that visit you tonight be filled with funny work-related scenarios and leave you waking up with a smile. Good night!

Funny Good Night Messages About School

I hope school doesn’t haunt your dreams tonight, but if it does, at least it’ll be educational!

My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!

Wishing you sweet dreams about acing all your exams and having amazing school adventures!

Remember, dreams about school are just a sign that your brain needs a break! Sleep well!

Buddy, you better go to sleep, or I’ll tattle that you stayed up all night watching Netflix if you’re late for class tomorrow.

May all your dreams tonight be filled with joy, laughter, and a stress-free school life!

Good night! Don’t let your dreams be haunted by your math teacher or the dreaded pop quiz!

As you close your eyes tonight, may you dream of wacky school pranks and hilarious classroom moments!

Rest well, my friend. May your dreams be filled with laughter and fun school adventures!

Good night, smarty-pants! May your dreams be as entertaining as your witty jokes in class!

May all your dreams about school involve parties in the cafeteria and no homework assignments!

Wishing you a night free from textbooks and exams, and filled with dreams of toothpaste that tastes like chocolate!

Good night, sleep tight, and may your dreams transport you to a school where recess lasts all day!

May your dreams tonight be filled with silly school mascots and dance-offs in the hallways!

As you drift off to sleep, may you dream of breaking the world record for the longest recess!

Wishing you a night of dreams where school buses turn into roller coasters and classrooms become theme parks!

Time to hit the snooze button on school and embrace dreams of flying on paper airplanes!

Funny Good Night Messages About Life

I hope your dreams tonight are as weird and entertaining as your life.

Life’s too short to take everything seriously. So take a break and have a goodnight chuckle!

Why do you go to bed at night? Because it won’t come to you.

As you lay your head on the pillow, remember that life’s a comedy – take a moment to laugh!

Remember, laughter is the best medicine. So laugh your worries away and have a good night!

The secret to a good night’s sleep? A belly full of laughter! Sweet dreams!

A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is when your teddy bear hugs you back.

May your dreams tonight be funnier than the funniest sitcom. Goodnight!

Life can be tough, but tonight, let’s let out a giggle or two. Sleep well!

They say laughter is the best calorie burner, so let’s burn some calories while we sleep! Goodnight!

Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future. Better kill some mosquitoes with that time so that you can sleep better. Good Night.

In this game of life, remember: laughter is your secret weapon. Sleep tight!

As you close your eyes, let funny moments be your lullaby. Sweet dreams!

Life may not always go as planned, but a good laugh can lighten the load. Have a hilarious night!

May your dreams tonight be filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless laughter. Goodnight!

Stressed out? Take a break and laugh away your worries. Have an amusing night!

Remember, it’s the funny moments in life that make the best stories. Sleep well and dream funny!

Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!

Let go of today’s worries and drift into dreamland on waves of giggles. Goodnight!