Are you looking for a way to end the day with a smile before you drift off to sleep, look no further! We’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest and most sweet good night quotes and messages to make your night just a little bit brighter and a lot more fun.
Whether you’re winding down after a long day, or saying goodnight to a special someone, a few light-hearted words can make all the difference. Read on for a good laugh and some end-of-day inspiration!
Say goodbye to the day with a laugh with these funny goodnight wishes and messages. Whether you’re saying goodnight to your best friend, partner, or simply looking for a chuckle, these humorous goodnight jokes and hilarious good night texts will make them laugh out louder.
Funny Good Night Messages
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Good night and sweet dreams!
Do not sleep so tight until you can’t hear. When I was at your house earlier I saw bed bugs. Be on the lookout. Goodnight my friend.
Apart from breathing, the only thing you’re excellent at is sleeping, so good night.
Life is full of new beginnings, and a new day tomorrow brings you, sleep well.
Every night about this time I transform into a phone bug that is able to travel through your cell phone frequencies and destroy your phone. So I better say good night before it’s too late!
My idea of a good night has always been having a lovely meal and a proper conversation.
Some people make the world more special, just because they are in it and you are one of them. Goodnight.
Good night and sleep well! I hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!
As much as I appreciate your friendship, my best moment with you is when you wish me a good night. Goodnight my dear.
4.7 million people are going to bed right now, 2.5 million are dreaming, and 1.3 million are watching TV. But one precious heart is reading my sweet jokes, good night!
Here is to hoping that angels will guard you while you dream and the gentle breezes of the night will keep you cool.
Don’t you love it when we don’t talk all day, but we need to send a text wishing for a good night?
Go to bed with a smile, because you have left everything on that playing field we call life, friend.
The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.
Night is a time to rest and relax. Do not spend time thinking about tomorrow! Just go to the world of dreams in peace. Good night!
I can’t be joyful without bothering you since the sun is red and the sky is blue. My love, good night.
Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!
I want to talk but, I keep dropping my phone on my face. I’ll talk to you in the morning; good night dude!
I want you to look at the sky and let the stars guide your night towards the most beautiful dreams.
Good night! Please don’t show up in my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight.
This message is full of hugs and kisses. Hold it tight to receive. Wishing you a sweet night, Good night!
The sun has set, the moon and stars have come out to play. It’s time to let go of all of your worries, concerns, and concerns. Place your head on your pillow and relax.
The day is over, it’s time for rest. Sleep well my dear you gave it your best. Tomorrow comes, oh so soon, close your eyes and awake before noon.
May the darkness of this night make all of your dark thoughts and dreams seem real tonight. Sleep tight and don’t be scared.
There is no doubt that morning wishes from you will make their whole day.
Funny Good Night Quotes
Find the most beautiful of your memories and put them in your dreams.
Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future. Better kill some mosquitoes with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.
If you can’t find sleep and you are always peeping on the phone to chat, just switch it off and enjoy your sleep. Good Night.
Good night my darling, if you see a nightmare tonight, do not call me. I need to sleep.
Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.
You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.
Amazing, another day over. Good night, sleep well, and look forward to tomorrow.
May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!
Good night, and drool well. I’d say sleep well, but you sleepless and drool more.
Last night I had a dream, a weird, crazy dream after watching a thriller, tonight I watched a slasher film. Let’s see dreams await me tonight.
Before going to sleep every night, forgive everything and sleep with a peaceful heart.
Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!
Good night. Do not feel lonely while going to sleep tonight. You have the boogeyman under your bed keeping you company.
I don’t have the energy to talk; this text is more than enough. See you tomorrow. Good night!
If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!
Don’t waste time thinking on your gone past; instead, kill some mosquitoes with that time so you can sleep better. Good Night!.
Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!
Cuddle up close to me and stay still. I can’t wait to wrap my arms around you and say something romantic. Good Night!!
The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!
For from us the day takes flight, but, like a glowing torch in heaven, to us, the grace of God is given: It tends and guards till morning light – Good night!
Have a good night. Be wary of bed bugs hiding beneath your bed.
I just had a nightmare where you were abducted by aliens. I don’t know if it’s good or bad…Hey pal, I’m joking! Wishing you good night, free of nightmares!
Let’s inspire your precious ones by wishing have an amazing day.
Funny Good Night Wishes
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I’m talking in my sleep. Good night!
I wish I could be the stars. I would watch over you as you sleep. May your dreams come true! I wish you a peaceful night
Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you! Good Night!
Good night, and have a good night’s sleep! I hope you have as pleasant dreams as I do!
As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief “Take my school bag also, or else I’ll wake up my mum”. Good Night!
Night is to see the dreams and day is to make them true. So it’s good to sleep now and see the dreams. Good night, sweet dreams!
I wish God made me an SMS to reach you in Seconds. Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling, which is worth millions for me!!! Good night and smile for me!
I promise to be the warrior who fights all your nightmares and the messenger who brings all your sweet dreams. Good night.
Snuggle in tight and wait for me. I can’t wait to come to wrap my arms around you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Good night!
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to comfort you, and my blanket to keep you warm. I can’t sleep now because I don’t have a bed! Good Night!
It is time to let all your troubles and worries melt away. As you retire to bed, I wish you the best night ever. Good night my friend.
Sleep in peace tonight, God is bigger than anything you will face tomorrow. Good Night!
Nothing can make your body feel so relaxed and fresh apart from having a good night’s sleep. May you have a great sleep!
Goodnight, goodnight. The time has come to close your eyes. Everything needs rest to be their best. Tomorrow will be here in the blink of an eye and a shake of a dog’s tail.
All I do each day is wait to be with you again. My entire day revolves around the hope that I can spend my evenings in your arms again.
For you to have a sweet dream all you have to do is think about me. Good night!
Take a breath and gaze up at the stars. See the two brightest stars? Those are my eyes twinkling back at you.
Let them know how much they mean to you by saying enjoy your weekend.
Funny Good Night Messages For Him
Baby, you must be tired from looking so handsome all day, so why don’t you take a break and get some good sleep? Good Night to you!
I hope you had a crazy day, and I shouldn’t wish you a good night. Since I have texted, goodnight to you!
Darling, you must sleep early and get up on time so the sun doesn’t get to shine brighter than you! Sweet dreams, love!
Let’s go on a date because the night appears to be a little dull. Put on your pajamas, lie down in your bed, and dream of meeting me!
Text me if you have a nightmare, I will send my special angels to take care of you.
The night seems to be pretty boring so let’s have a date! Get into your pajamas, lie down on your bed and meet me in your dreams!
As lay down for the night, may the sweet dreams not find your way. Good night.
Hey handsome, even though I’m the prettier one in our relationship, you have to take care of yourself too! Off to bed right now!
I was ready to fall asleep when I thought about how attractive and kind you are. Love, have a wonderful night.
Babe, if you don’t go to bed right now, no hugs for you tomorrow! So be a good boy and have a tight sleep! Good night to you!
I love you very much, but that doesn’t mean I will stay up all night just to talk to you. I need to sleep.
Be patient, the night won’t last for long. Have a good night.
Hi babe, I’m talking to you, well just wanted to say goodnight and I love you, do not cuddle the pillows, I’m right over here in my house oops!
Before I sleep, I am taken away by sleep and don’t know what to say. I am certain, though, that I adore you and that you are the finest thing that has ever happened to me. Have a good night’s sleep and lovely dreams.
Thinking about your mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!
Wishing have a great Wednesday can add smiles to their faces.
Funny Good Night Messages For Her
Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep tight love!
As you lay down to bed tonight, I want you to know I asked the ghosts to keep watch and guard you throughout the night. Good Night.
My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!
You must be tired of thinking about me all day, so why don’t we meet in dreamland, honey? Have a good night!
Thinking about me all day must be pretty tiring for you, so why don’t we meet in the dreamland, honey? Good night to you!
Hey babe, you’re the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes but I don’t want you to get dark circles around your eyes! Sleep, tight love!
Good night to you, sweetheart! I guess sleeping in your bed is as comfortable as falling asleep in my arms or else I’m coming over!
It’s time to relax and be refreshed for the next day. I know you are going to have sweet dreams. What are you waiting for? Jump to bed and enjoy the sweet dream. Goodnight to you.
Sweetheart, I wish you a good night! I assume sleeping in your bed is as pleasant as sleeping in my arms, or I’ll come over!
Only thing that is more important to me is my sleep, so I am going to bed. Good night.
Without bothering you, the sun would not be red, the sea would not be blue, and I would not be joyful! Have a good night!
Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!
Don’t fall asleep if you want to keep your dreams awake. Good night to you!
Sleepy text from a sleepy boyfriend to a sleepy girlfriend at a sleepy time on a sleepy day, in a sleepy mood to say sleep tight my dear goodnight.
I’m sending you my bed to relax in, as well as pillows and a blanket to keep you warm. Because I don’t have a bed, I can’t sleep right now! Have a good night!
Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!
If I were you, I would not have read this text message, as it’s time to dream. Good night my love.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. How do I wonder where you are? Up over the sky so high, where you are, I wish you were mine. Twinkle, twinkle little star. Would I be able to keep you close or far? Goodnight my little sparkling star.
I’d like to be the moon. I’d give anything to be able to watch you sleep. Your beauty is unrivaled, and it casts a pall over the North Star. May you have lovely dreams and plenty of relaxation.
In our everyday busy life, don’t forget to share good afternoon message with family and friends.
Funny Good Night Wishes For Friends
My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!
Throughout the day you were in my thoughts, now it’s your turn for me to be in your thoughts throughout the night. Good night friend!
Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!
As your only well-wisher, I’d want to warn you that you’re going to regret playing games all night tomorrow. Please go to sleep!
I’m afraid to sleep alone, buddy. Could you sing a lullaby for me? I’m sure your singing will scare all the ghosts away from my house.
I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow, so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!
Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!
The day is already gone and here comes the night. I hope you made your millions. Have a wonderful night my friend.
Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!
Greetings, friend! I can’t sleep or find calm until I wish you a good night. Have a good night and a good time.
Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!
Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for testing purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!
I am just wondering how our paths crossed for us to end up being friends. It feels so weird. Good night.
My friend, People sleep serenely in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence for their sake. Good night!
Wishing happy Tuesday will make their day more special!