Wake up and start your day with a smile with funny good morning messages and hilarious wishes! It is a fun way to greet good morning creatively with some laughter and humor. From puns to jokes, these funniest messages are sure to bring some cheer and spread the good vibes with some laughs. Wake up on the right side of the bed each day with these witty and humorous greetings that are perfect for friends, family, and loved ones!
Funny Good Morning Messages
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.
Good morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
Good morning sleepyhead! Don’t worry, the snooze button is always an option.
You just got a new message: Wake up lazy; Good morning!
I was going to make breakfast, but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today!
I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!
As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!
Good morning coffee lovers! Time to rise and grind… or just rise and pour another cup of coffee.
Mornings were made for special people, I guess we have to wake up and do something.
I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good Morning!
The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
Your morning should begin with a message from a friend who really cares about you…but that’s not happening, today! Take care, I guess!
Good morning, early birds. I’d love to tell you to keep it down and go back to sleep, but good morning will have to do.
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
Today, I wanted to wish my most dedicated workmate, a Good Morning! Unfortunately, he’s already at work, and you’re here! Have a good day, anyway!
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! I know it’s tough to leave the cozy warmth of your bed, but trust me, today is going to be a great day.
The only person you should look forward to seeing in the morning is you. Good morning lazy!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of morning. It’s just that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!
Good Morning! May the coffee in the office break room be fresh, may the copier actually work, may you get to work at a different branch, for the day!
Life can be tough, but don’t let it get you down. Just keep sleeping, and let it pass you by. Good morning and have a great day!
When your dreams come in collision with reality, it’s usually the alarm clock that goes off. Good morning.
Life is full of stress and troubles. Don’t get off your bed if you want a good day. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life from happening to you!
Good Morning! Working with you is always interesting! Not good or bad, just interesting!
Good morning my love. Time to rise and shine… or just rise and hit snooze one more time.
You can easily make your dear ones smile with funny get well soon messages.
Funny Good Morning Wishes
They say each morning is a blessing, but with the alarm you have, it is definitely a curse for you. I wouldn’t sleep if I knew I’d be woken up with sirens. Enjoy your day!
Morning is wonderful. Only downside of it are those annoying things called time zones!
Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
Good Morning, darling! May your coffee be plentiful, and your tolerance level be high, with everyone!
Good morning, reality check. Another day, another grind. But hey, at least it’s not a Monday. Thank god for small miracles!
I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
To my love: Every morning, I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts away me from your breath!
Good morning, my friend. Another day, another chance to procrastinate and do nothing. Let’s make the most of it!
Wake up! Let’s look forward to seeing the night stars again tonight. I hope you satisfied the mosquitoes at night, they’ll be waiting tonight too.
Morning is the best time of day. The only downside to it is that you have to wake up so early!
My dear friend, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning!
Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a Good Morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!
Good morning my friend. It’s a new day and a new chance to procrastinate and put off all responsibilities. Let’s make the most of it.
Good morning, sunshine. I hardly slept last night because the excitement of seeing you couldn’t let me go in your dream.
Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to wake up, my love, boo hoo hoo!
Good morning my dear. I hope your day is filled with nothing but good vibes and happy moments… unless you’re a morning person, then I hope it’s filled with coffee and more coffee.
Everyone expects me to be a morning person. Well, I could try it out… only if mornings started in the afternoon.
It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!
I would like mornings better if they didn’t happen before noon. Good morning, classmate!
Good morning, my love. I would love to wake up to a kiss from you, but first things first, let’s brush those teeth.
Every day, I wake up with the zeal to see you. I guess that is what keeps me going. Good morning, sugar.
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!
Good morning, buddy! Here’s to spending the next eight hours together trying not to get noticed by the teachers.
Here are Sunday greetings for your family members, friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the best way possible.
Funniest Good Morning Texts
Good morning, my love. I may love you more than my morning coffee, but sometimes you can be a real grind.
Although the morning coffee makes a mustache, you still look cute with it.
Always have positive thoughts as you will never find them in real life. Good morning. I wish you a great day! Good morning.
I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
Good Morning to the only friend I have who likes getting up in the morning! Have a good day, weirdo!
Good morning, my love. Can I borrow a kiss from you this morning? I promise to return it with interest.
I think beautiful people sleep all day. Maybe you’ll see this message tonight, so good morning and good night.
Good morning, I hope you are well. It is a beautiful day outside with your favorite color of sunshine and fresh air to greet the new week!
Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!
Good morning, my love. I may be a morning person but that doesn’t mean I’m happy about it.
Can you reread this message after having a cup of coffee? This may make you reply. Gracious morning.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. Have you gotten your fix yet? Good morning to you! And stop screaming.
You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!
Let’s face it. The worst part of waking up is actually having to wake up. Here’s to you as you suffer through that struggle. Good morning!
Good morning, my dear friend. It’s great to see you’re alive and well!
I got good news for you today: you’re beautiful. Can you keep that a secret? Good morning to you, dear friend.
Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?
Hey friend, good morning. I know life has got you down recently, so call me. I know you can’t laugh at yourself so I will do it for you. After all, what else are friends for? You can count on me.
Wake up and be grateful because you have a friend like me. You’ll never find a better one. Good morning!
Have you had your daily dose of smiles today, or are you still waiting for me to bring the smiles to you? Good morning to a beautiful friend.
Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!
Good morning, my friend. Here’s to another day of stress, but at least we have each other to lean on.
How are you this morning? I hope you’re as fine as Mr. Bean today? Good morning to a special person!
Good morning! Relax no hurry to wake up; you still have tomorrow to do what you had planned for today. Good morning darling!
Good morning, my friend. I know you’re not a morning person, so I’m sending this message in the morning for you to read in the afternoon.
Good morning, kiddo girlfriend. Wake up, it’s time for school.
A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
Your weekend wishes can make a big difference in their life.
Hilarious Good Morning Messages
Good morning, my friend. I hope your bed was as warm and cozy as mine was, but now it’s time to face the day.
Hey, girl. What’s one funny thing you heard yesterday? Mine is that you’re a plum cake! Good morning.
As you wake up, may you find out that there’s more to life than sleeping and snoring. Good morning, buddy.
Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.
Good morning, my love! May your day be as bright as your morning breath is fresh!
You are my shining light. Now is the time to wake up and show me the way. Good morning.
Wake up and start your engine with a cup of coffee because the day is going to be so long. Good morning my dear.
I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!
Good morning, my dear friend! I hope you’re ready for a day full of procrastination and bad decisions.
Did you know, today I will make your day filled with epic joy and sparkling happiness. I love you, dear. Good morning.
Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!
Wake up, sleepyhead! The snooze button is for the weak, and you’re stronger than that.
People ask me why I smile all day. I just told them the first thing I thought this morning, was you!
Good morning. The sun is already calling you. I decided to answer it for you. Good morning nice day.
Good morning my man number one! Love of my life. Get your hot morning coffee that is less hot than mine.
Good morning! I hope your day is as bright as the sunrise, and as warm as your morning coffee.
If I had a time machine, I’d go back in time to be with you every day you woke up.
My heart strums like guitar chords when I see you in the morning, and I cannot help falling for you all over again!
Rise and shine! Time to wake up and start a new day, unless you’re a vampire, then just rise and shine.
I didn’t plan to wake so early this morning, and then I thought of you. Now I can go back to sleep.
Good morning, I hope you are feeling well. The sun is shining brightly and it’s a great day for you.
Wake up and start your body engine with a cup of black coffee. Think about how this body will survive a whole damn day, good morning.
Rise and shine! It’s time to start the day, unless you’re a cat, then just stay in bed all day.
Good morning. I’m drinking a warm coffee thinking about you. Can’t wait to see you today.
If you don’t wake up, you are going to miss the cream of the sun. Good morning, Have a happy day.
Hey Dear! I know how much you love coffee so I’ll just keep going and put that cup right in your mouth.
You’ve been one hell of a beautiful soul. I can’t wait to get to heaven and see your soul — if you’re following me to heaven. Good morning, buddy.
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