Funny get well soon jokes, messages and wishes help you cheer them up and brighten their mood. Let them know you are thinking of them with the desire to make them feel better. Remember, laughter is the best medicine.
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Funny Get Well Soon Wishes
Sorry to hear you’re unwell! I guess germs like you as much as I do.
You’re the strongest person I’ve ever known. After all, your head is harder than a rock. You’re too stubborn to let this sickness keep you down. Get well soon.
Don’t worry, you’ll get well soon. Viruses will get tired of you pretty soon.
Hoping for your complete recovery, because I can’t be bothered to come to the hospital for a second time!
Get well soon. I can only be nice to you for so long.
Even viruses can’t resist someone charming like you. Hoping for your fast recovery.
Hope you’re back on your feet before long! Although it’s a shame there’s no cure for being a loser.
Fight off this sickness like you used to fight me when we were little. Get well soon!
You must be enjoying all the attention of people towards you. Get well soon because I need some attention too.
Remember to milk this while you can – cos you’ll be all better soon enough!
You have no right to get sick. Remember, you are my hero? You are supposed to be strong.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, you clumsy idiot!
You can do anything you set your mind to, so get a hold of yourself and concentrate all your energy on getting better. We’ll get ice cream when you get better. You pay! Just joking.
Get well soon and come back. We are all waiting to know how hospital food tastes like.
You must have forgotten to eat your apple. Now you have to see the doctor.
You could’ve just told me you wanted me to bring you some flowers. You didn’t have to get sick.
Can you get well soon, please? I’m running out of nice things to say.
This is just a bad phase that will pass away in no time kind of like your junior high goth phase.
I had bought some of your favorite chocolates but your doctor said you are not allowed to eat them. So, will you get well soon or I eat them all?
Studies indicate that those who receive get well cards have faster recovery rate. Get well soon.
There is no doubt that hearing hope you have a great day from you will make their whole day.
Funny Get Well Soon Messages
Get well soon, so we may continue to make fun of you without feeling awful.
Hope you get well soon! There’s a load of washing up for you to do.
Get well soon because you know hospitals creep me out. You gotta stop making me come visit you like this.
There is one thing you know better than anyone else – how to get sick. Just joking. Get better soon.
Hurry up and get well soon so I can make fun of you again and not feel bad.
For someone who doesn’t know how to do things right, you really know how to get sick well.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, so we can make fun of you again and not feel bad about it!
Get well soon and get out of that hospital. You owe me money!
If I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That’s why I’m praying for you to get well now!
Remember that when you get knocked down by an illness, you should stay down for a while before trying to get back up.
I would wish you a speedy recovery but, let’s face it, you’re going to milk this for all it’s worth aren’t you?
Of course, you got sick right when it was your turn to pay for lunch. I see how it is! Get well soon so I can take my revenge.
I think you are enjoying this ‘falling ill’ situation too much. Have a swift recovery now, dear.
Being sick is just your body’s way of telling you you’re way too awesome, and you need to slow down so everyone else can catch up.
You are stealing my attention being in sickbed all the time. Get well soon quickly, will you?
Would be great if you could hurry up and get well soon – your cough is really starting to grate on me.
You are the most stubborn person I know, and this disease is nothing in front of you. Fight your way through this illness!
Your mom told me you were sick, so I made you a get well cupcake. But, I ate it, so get well.
I’m not a doctor… but they do say that duct tape fixes everything!
If I tell you to ‘get well soon’ that means you need to get better right away.
Let’s inspire your precious ones by sending some cute good night messages.
Hilarious Get Well Soon Wishes
Get well soon buddy! I’m having to make extra coffee rounds while you’re ill.
You’re so insufferable that I’m sure this sickness will be fed up with you. Kick it to the curb and let’s get back to life.
Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.
If your immune system was a lawyer, I would fire it. It doesn’t seem to be defending you well enough.
Can you get well soon please? You’re stealing my limelight.
Get well soon, or I might take your good chair and leave you my creaky one.
I told your mom that I’m praying for your quick recovery. So, get well soon and make my prayers true, otherwise, I’ll stop doing so.
Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention. Get well soon.
Tell that virus some jokes. Your horrible humor might scare it away, sister. Get well soon.
Hey, at least it’s not chlamydia!
Miss you at work, buddy, Get well soon. PS. I’ve taken all your favorite pens and your good chair.
In the event that I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That is the reason I’m appealing to God for you to get well now!
I hope you feel better soon, so you can come back to work and immediately feel worse.
Hoping for your fast recovery, so you stop getting all the special treatment. I’m jealous of you.
Sorry to hear you’re not well! We’re keeping a tally of the rounds you’ve not bought at the pub.
The teacher called. Recess is canceled until you get well. Recover soon!
Writing these several lines in order to encourage you, because I know you a nervous person. Have a very quick recovery and get well soon.
Get well soon, coffee rounds are more frequent when you’re off.
Please don’t die, my diary is really busy at the moment.
Get well soon, kiddo. When you get home, we’ll get so much ice cream your brain will freeze!
Choose one of sweet good morning wishes to let them know how much they mean to you.
Funny Get Well Soon Jokes
I decided to send you a get-well card, and then I realized that I don’t know what to say besides get well. So, get well!
Nothing can take you from us, as long as you have unfinished work in the office. Get well soon. Everyone is waiting for you to make a comeback!
Just to let you know, I’m only being nice to you because you’re ill.
Here are my get well wishes to you. I hate seeing you blue, so kick this bug in the butt and have a speedy recovery.
Hoping for your complete recovery, because I don’t want to come to the hospital for a second time!
Get well soon – we all miss you!
“Laughter offers you the quickest recoveries of all” – the kind of joke they tell you when you’re lying on a hospital bed with a zombie’s face. Get well soon!
The doctor says you are on a soft diet right now. So, I will start eating all the fruits and cakes that you have here on your table.
Wishing you a full and speedy recovery.
I knew you were lazy but laying in the hospital bed all day is a bit extreme. Get well soon.
Congratulations you are officially sick! Enjoy the holidays. Relax a lot. And come back soon so that we also get the opportunity to fall ill.
Sending love and strength to brighten your day.
Even missing you is boring to me these days, please get well soon and come back.
Congrats you finally managed to get sick. Now, enjoy the royal treatment. Lucky you!
Stay strong! Every day is a step closer to recovery.
I know you want some special attention. But honey, this isn’t the right way. Please get well soon.
Wishing you a speedy recuperation since we have a major match one week from now. I figure you likewise would prefer not to miss it too.
Good cheer is the best of all healers – sending you plenty of it!
What’s the virus doing with you? Tell that virus you are taken forever. Get well soon.