78+ Funny 50th Birthday Quotes, Wishes & Messages

Turning fifty is a huge milestone, and what better way to celebrate it than with some humorous 50th birthday quotes! Whether you’re looking for something to make your close friend laugh or show your parent how much you appreciate them, these funny 50th birthday wishes are sure to provide a great dose of humor and gratitude. These funniest 50th birthday wishes are sure to bring a smile to them!

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Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

Happy 50th birthday! You’re aging like wine. Congratulations!

You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on.

You’re not 50, you’re 18 with 32 years of experience. Happy birthday!

The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!

You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office.

By 50, you acquire a lot of common sense… which is good because your sense of hearing and sight are starting to go.

You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty. Happy birthday.

Happy 50th birthday! Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist.

There are plenty of good things about being 50. Just ask any 80 year old.

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At 50, you’ve finally reached the age where you know what you want and you’re not afraid to go get it. Happy Birthday!

It’s just about gaining a few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

They say 50 is the new 40. Who’s they? Probably a bunch of old people like you.

A 50th birthday is a chance to celebrate the person we’ve become and the amazing memories that have made us who we are today.

Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!

Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age.

50 is an amazing age. You’ve survived half a century of trends, fads, and fashion changes!

You’re just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. T. S. Eliot

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

May the future be full of bright ideas and perfect moments.

You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. Alan Bleasdale

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Funny Happy 50th Birthday Messages

If you haven’t grown up by age 50 then you don’t have to.

On your 50th birthday, take a walk down memory lane to remember all the good times… and all the bad times that made you who you are today.

You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. Joan Rivers

Fifty is five perfect tens.

Sending my best wishes for your 50th! Hope life has been treating you well.

Now that you’re 50 you’ve probably got more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz

FIFTY is only 14 in scrabble.

The first 50 years are the hardest… the next 50 will be a breeze! Happy birthday!

Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old. Mark Twain

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Happy 50th Birthday! You don’t look even close to 50, and that’s a really, really annoying thing about you.

Are you 50? Congratulations! I’m glad you’re celebrating your achievements with a big party.

Your 40’s are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!

As men get older, the toys get more expensive. Marvin Davis

Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up again!

Happy 50th Birthday! It’s been a whole lotta pain, but hopefully, you’re getting better with age. Here’s wishing you a happy twilight years.

Wishing you a great 50th birthday, buddy! I hope no one calls you grandpa!

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. Helen Hayes

Congratulations on your 50th! Smile whilst you still have teeth.

Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain

Don’t worry, those aren’t wrinkles, they are smile lines and each one is as beautiful as you. Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday!

Don’t worry about getting older… age is just a number and you’re still as young as you feel!

As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!

Sending birthday wishes for coworker to your colleague is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile to their faces on their birthdays.

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. John Grier

You know you’re 50 when your back is hairier than your head.

Happy 50th birthday to the best husband in the world!

You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn’t figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!

A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. Henry Youngman

Enjoy celebrating your second 25th birthday!

Happy 50th birthday to the best dad ever!

When you’re above the age of 50, you no longer have the right to politely decline an offer of a train seat. Wishing you all the best on your 50th! Age brings experience, and sometimes age is all that one has.

Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle. Bob Hope

Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy 50th birthday!

50 is a perfect age… you’re old enough to know better but young enough to still enjoy life!

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As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash

You’re an oldie, but a goodie!

You’ll have a blast on your big day! I’m sure your loved ones will be super proud of you. Here’s wishing you a happy 50th birthday!

Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.

You’re basically a classic now. Congratulations.

It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.

It’s amazing how good you look for your age considering everything we’ve been up to over the years. Happy 50th!

On your 50th birthday, don’t worry about getting older… just think of all the birthday cake you’ll get to eat!

Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.

50 is a great age to be… old enough to know better, but young enough to still do stupid things!

By now, our generation has lived through and seen it all. There’s just too much information for us to recall. Congratulations on becoming 50 years old and here’s to many more experiences we won’t remember.

I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin.

On your 50th birthday, enjoy the fact that you’re now officially in the ‘Golden Years’!

You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

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