102+ Best Joker Quotes

As one of the greatest comic book villains and fictional characters ever created, Joker quotes will make you think while make you appreciate the madness.

Famous Joker Quotes

I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy. The Joker

Why so serious? The Joker

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside. The Joker

Costume’s a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk? The Joker, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!The Joker

Have you heard this one? It’ll kill you, Batman! The Joker, Batman (1966)

April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin! The Joker

What doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger! The Joker

They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper! The Joker

When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! Batman: The Killing Joke

Let’s put a smile on that face! The Joker

As you know, madness is like gravity: All it takes is a little push. The Joker

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us. The Joker

I don’t know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I’ve been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I coul rehabilitate you. You needn’t be out there on the edge anymore. You needn’t be alone. We don’t have to kill each other. What do you say? Batman: The Killing Joke

When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. The Joker

If you’re good at something, never do it for free. The Joker

Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? The Joker

When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. The Joker

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They Laugh At Me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Them Because They’re all the same. The Joker

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. The Joker

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away forever. The Joker

Their morals, their code it’s a bad joke. The Joker

Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. The Joker

Wait ’til they get a load of me. The Joker, Batman (1989)

‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos The Joker

When they treat you like a joke, leave them like it’s funny. The Joker

I like you, but I want to kill you. The Joker

I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. The Joker

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. The Joker

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength. The Joker

And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. The joker

If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things forever. The Joker

A joke a day keeps the gloom away! The Joker, Batman (1966)

I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers no, no, no no you, you complete me. The Joker

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there? The Joker

If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck! The Joker

That’s not funny. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word. The Joker

It’s funny. When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now! JokerThe Joker

This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them! The Joker

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns! The Joker

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re going to break your one rule. The Joker

You know, it only hurts when I laugh. The Joker, Batman: Under the Red Hood

In their last moments, people show you who they really are. The Joker

They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper. The Joker

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One by one, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall. The Joker

Don’t test the monster in me! The Joker

Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair. The Joker

I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future. The Joker

I won’t kill you, because you’re just too much fun. The Joker

Without Batman, crime has no punchline. The Joker, Batman: The Animated Series

I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder, dynamite, and gasoline! The Joker

Does it depress you to know just how alone you really are? The Joker

Very poor choice of words. The Joker

I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you! The Joker, The New Batman Adventures

See this is how crazy batman made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word. The Joker

It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic. The Joker, Batman Beyond

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness. The Joker

Do you know how many times we’ve come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! The Joker

How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear! The Joker

Why don’t you just give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously? The Joker

You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve. The Joker

I don’t know why everyone is so rude, I don’t know why you are; I don’t want anything from you. The Joker

Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!Heath Ledger Joke The Joker

Introducing a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. The Joker

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away forever. The Joker

Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? The Joker

They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.The Joker

Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them! The Joker

The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time. The Joker

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You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father. The Joker

And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now, I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling. The Joker

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. The Joker

Haven’t you heard of the healing power of laughter? The Joker

The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time! The Joker

Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? The Joker

You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars? The Joker

Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself! The Joker

You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey. The Joker

I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. The Joker

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t. The Joker

I feel like I know you. I’ve been watching you forever. The Joker

For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice. The Joker

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: There’s no going back. You’ve changed things forever. The Joker

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you deserve! The Joker

Kid, I’m the Joker. I don’t just randomly kill people. I kill people when it’s funny. The Joker

If you are good at something, never do it for free. The Joker

For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice. The Joker

Nobody panics when everything goes ‘according to the plan’, even if the plan is horrifying! The Joker

Do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? The Joker

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. The Joker

A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love. The Joker

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger. The Joker

His mask is his real face. The Joker

It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns. The Joker

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t. The Joker

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Introducing a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. The Joker

You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk? The Joker

A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love. If you have nothing to love, you have nothing to lose. The Joker

You actually believed that all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days in drug induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you’d have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding? The Joker

I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do things. The Joker